can’t even
by:
Cottoncandykitty 
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08.09.2020
36 comments
fireminx13
08.09.2020 22:00
LinkI'm scared
Cottoncandykitty[OP]
08.09.2020 22:01
LinkYou should be
fireminx13
08.09.2020 22:02
Link😨
My characters are pretty dummed down for most rps on here
But he deals with the actual novel characters so like
Everyone’s a dick
Corey on fa be like: haha ppl can be good ✨✨✨ lets make things right ✨✨✨✨
Actual Corey: burn everything that isn’t the casino
LAUGHS CAUSE JOJO MEME AND TRUE
CRIES CAUSE ADORABLE AND APPRECIATIVE
**** GLITTER AND SPARKLES LETS BLOW UP THE WORLD AND REINVENT BIGGER NUKES
Everyone on here: your characters are babies!!
Aaron because he knows the truth: hold my beer
Its all fun and games until Corey gets her sword and tommy gets his axe, and they start fighting
that happens more often than it should
It’ll even start of as a joke at first too
“*****”
“Cunt-“
“Hoe-“
“Emo kiwi”
“Can’t even read-“
AND THEN NEXT THING THEY ARE JUST FIGHTING IN THE CASINO
OUR PRAYERS GO TO THE INNOCENT PEOPLE IN THE CASINO WHO LODT THEIR LIVES IN A FIGHT BETWEEN AN EMO KIWI AND A SUGAR ADDICTED KITTEN
EVERY 10 MINUTES ANOTHER MAFIA MAN DIES FROM GETTING IN THE WAY OF THESE TWO ASSHOLES FIGHTING
DONATE A DOOLAR TODAY TO SAVE THESE POOR CHAPS
EVERY 10 MINUTES ANOTHER MAFIA MAN DIES FROM GETTING IN THE WAY OF THESE TWO ASSHOLES FIGHTING
DONATE A DOOLAR TODAY TO SAVE THESE POOR CHAPS
IF YOU OR A LOVED ONE HAS RECENTLY DIED DURING A FIGHT BETWEEN THESE TWO OVERPOWERED DILLWEEDS CALL NOW
YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO FINANCIAL COMPENSATION
THIS ACTUALLY IS AN AD ON THE TVS IN RED HARBOR DUDE
IT COMES ON BEFORE THE NEWS WITH MARY EMBER, BUT AFTER THE OSCAR AND STANLEY SHOW
BRO SOMETIMES THEY MAKE THE PSA DURING THEIR SHOWS
-mangled body flies on stage-
Stanley: g-golly Mr Oscar!!!! What was that?!?!
Oscar: huh? I dont give a damn-
-suddenly they both are wearing suits behind a black background, sitting on a stool-
Stanley: the crisis of the crazy couple is a serious pandemic harming our city, we hope and pray that the families affected can recover from these horrid battles
Oscar: and to the couple running the sweetheart casino, we have one thing to say, if y'all get into a fight, dont raise your fists, stop it, get some help,
BRUH THEYD SEND TWO PEOPLE IN STANLEY AND OSCAR COSTUMES TO TRY AND CALM THE BOTH OF THEM DOWN
The only way to stop a fight between them is to turn on the Oscar and Stanley show
Danny: oh look on tv!!! Oscar and stanly!!!
-suddenly Corey and tommy are sitting criss cross watching the tv with Apple juices-
Then the rest of the day they just wholesome with Stanley and oscar plushes
they play stuffed animals with them!! Cannon!!
And Corey always demands to be Oscar!! He’s her favorite
Oh yes yes of course, amd tommys always stanley, they just play out their favorite episodes and then just roleplay as them :3, even buy their cookies to eat while they play
Understandable. Its the same with my girlfriend and i over here.
I dont like droping character info right off the bat with my stuff which usually results in... Much out of character..