POV: you summoned me
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lilredcorvette
06.03.2021 22:12
LinkAlright, now, I have 15 missing assignments, get to it
Lookno1ce[OP]
06.03.2021 22:13
LinkDemon: *brings them to life*
bro i said come with my goldfish when you get over here from hell- 🤚🏼🙄
wait!! wrong person, pov: im wearing eggylord mask and hoodie and a plushie*
Chill I’m sorry, your here because I need you to kill the ****ing monster under my bed
ahh nothing i just wanted to summon you so we can laugh at other's pain and suffering
and maybe to watch anime and eat ramen with someone :shy fingers:
POV: I’m wearing a maid dress covered in blood and a bunny hoodie, with a gas mask on
Why? I've done nothing wrong... In my defence, you kinda just... Showed up? I didn't think it'd work :v
Well, since your still in the portal, I can probably just... Close it then...
How about... You just... Step out if that portal and show me how you do this shit... Just to make things interesting :)
So... You're trying to kill everyone, yet you're stuck? How does that work?
*im naked and covered in pigs blood*
FINALLY, I HAVE SUMMONED LOOKNO1CE! I CAN NOW RULE THE WORLD ALONGSIDE THE UNIVERSES STRONGEST DEMON
okay demon, I brought you here because I'm dying. tell my brother, I left a million dollars under the-
am dead
come here and help me recreate the holocaust except we kill homophobes, racists, sexists, transphobes, and xenophobes
oh and pedos and zoophiles
Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus, omnis satanica potestas, omnis incursio infernalis adversarii, omnis legio, omnis congregatio et secta diabolica. Ergo, omnis legio diabolica, adiuramus te... cessa decipere humanas creaturas, eisque æternæ perditionìs venenum propinare... Vade, satana, inventor et magister omnis fallaciæ, hostis humanæ salutis... Humiliare sub potenti manu Dei; contremisce et effuge, invocato a nobis sancto et terribili nomine... quem inferi tremunt... Ab insidiis diaboli, libera nos, Domine. Ut Ecclesiam tuam secura tibi facias libertate servire, te rogamus, audi nos.