No, I can smell the blood on that axe what did you do?

no ketchup is a lot thicker than this *he grabbed the axe examining it* and it would still have a ketchup smell and it sure as hell doesn't taste like animal blood meaning -sigh- who did you kill?

oh, dear...

WTF DID U DO TO BRITAIN???

*USSR being the weird animal he is and just licks the blood off of the axe* oh he didn't do anything

well, i didnt either, he was a dick, but why did u do it without me?

like I said he didn't do anything *he still be licking that blood off*

well, UH-

can i have one of the legs as a souvenir of his death???

and it seems like no one noticed that I guess *le axe is clean of blood* is it just me or am I hungry?

nah i havent aten all day, i could go for a snack-

Hey,, y’all wanna join?

*catches it* aight ty, imma put it on a headboard in mah living room

ah not often that I'm hungry out of honesty but I think we are talking about different things when it comes to food

not exactly- i eat people when im pissed off at them-

what no give me the leg *he snapped his jaws at the leg* I'm hungry

trust me ive eaten plenty of people-

**** OFF ITS MAH LEG EAT THE OTHER ONE- *runs away with le leg*

SCREW YOU THEN!

UH, nty im good-

go screw someone else

MOTHER ****ER GET BACK HERE WITH THAT-

HAVE AT ME *****-

*stuffs the leg into mouth*

welp oh well, i aint touching t h a t -

its got dog diseases on it now-

*muffled* I don't know what this leg is you speak of

i aint stupid, i saw u, but keep it, i dont want your dog diseases-

now that its been in ur mouth

im not scared of, u can even ask him urself- im also not scared of shade, but thats another story

*him

*drops the whole leg and just starts chewing on the leg and eating it*

again, not scared-

*le stands of hind legs* why did you want me to stand?

*walk up to ussr and le p o k e s his stomach* hee hee

*yeets America across the room* stop making me feel soft!

*gets up and walks back over to ussr* but u r soft *starts rubbing le belly*

*he go back to eating the leg happily*

*puts paw on America* stop

but ur s o f t-

ur fwuffy-

*continues to scratch le b e l l y*

*pins America* just stop *goes back to eating leg*

*pushes ur paw off of me* nuuu ur so fwuffyyyy *goes to scratch belly again*

*he snarled at America* stop and let me eat

ACK- PUT ME DOWN? HOW ARE YOU EVEN DOING THIS SO SUCCESSFULLY-

*eats leg happily tail even wagging*

oop, ignore the "?"))

*all that's left is the bone* alrighty I'm done

-has a jar of actual jam in his hands- .-. whats goin on?

PUT ME DOWNNNNNN *starts trying to punch nada*

BUT HE DID

-slowly eats jam while watching-

LOOK, HE LITERALLY ONLY HAS B O N E S-

STOP EATING JAM AND HELP ME PERU!!

*USSR stares at Peru in midlick cause he was licking the blood off of the bones he looked surprised* uhh...n-nothing?

well, if he is soft, he is soft and he wouldn't because he knows thats what i want-

I m n o t d o i n g a n y t h i n g a t a l l

-Continues to eat jam-

yo, gimme some jam bro ive ate nothing today-

My jam >:(

ok, fine- *casually eats the leg*

.0. -Takes out syrup cup and drinks quickly to get some energy to do stuff-

*Continues licking bones and chewing on them*

*muffled bc of meat* uh, i think its gone ussr-

-Violently trembles-

r u good? its literally MY leg, its britains, if thats what ur worried about-

*literally not*

*breaks the bones and licks the marrow inside* ah but a wolf favorite part is the nutritious marrow inside the thick bones

people don't like the taste of marrow though

says who?

some people arent normal tho

-Continues to tremble out of the sugar in the syrup cup he drank-

oh, *takes the rest of the syrup from peru* no more for you, i saw you guys syrup hunting, you got too many cups from canada-

*watches while he licks the marrow from inside the bone*

-proceeds to try and take back the cup while stabbing a knife in Ames arm-

*doesn't let go of syrup*it doesn't hurt your just wasting your time, and your not getting this back *le y e e t s syrup into the trash*

and a person can't break a raw bone as easily as I can -he was nearly done with the bone-

oh well, i have hammers if my mouth cant do it-

i wanna be a wolfie, how come you lucked out???

i wouldn't call it luck

-runs around circles around america-

i would, it seemS fun- AND WOULD YOU STOP THAT PERU???

-Peru stops and continues to shake violently-

if you want to run, run around ussr, hahahaha

-he stopped licking his bone altogether and took a deep breath in- well it's not easy I have to keep myself from snapping at people and killing them.. The time I have the most fun is during a war I don't have to control myself and I can just stay relaxed and do whatever I want but most of the time I'm neutral and I have instincts still meaning at any point I could lash out and kill everyone here and no one wants that so I try to stay calm Remember when I lashed out at Germany I didn't think about what I was doing and I just let it happen I was "Wild and Rabid" as you called me and it was accurate for how I was during that time frame

oh my lord I typed all that fast))

I DIDNT MEAN THAT I WAS JUST SCARED FOR GERMANY OK??? and not EVERYONE wouldnt want u to kill them-

i still stand my opinion, i want to be wolfo-

but still, the point is how it was true at that point of time I was a crazed wild animal my instincts decided to yeet sanity out the window

-Eats cinnamon rolls-

but i didnt mean it, please dont take it personally. please believe me. Germany was hurt, as was i and i was worried germany would die, its my fault that i showed germany the scar and caused him to get protective. so dont blame yourself.

if i hadn't got drunk, none of it wouldve happened-

-What Peru sees rn-

oof, u need to stop drinking syrup then-

no.

uhhh Peru you need to calm down

-Throws up-

OML I AM GOING TO TIE YOU GUYS TO A CHAIR IF YOU DONT CHILL- *pulls out some rope* seriously, im not joking

well you cant run around forever-

CLEAN UP ON ISLE 7! im outta here- *walks away from canada and peru

hhhhhhh- i give up. *sits down and draws on Ipad*

-runs into the store. seconds later he comes out with money, theif-

HHHHHHHHH- when will this END.

-also faints-

FINALLY THE MISERY ENDSSS

AAAA PLS DONT START AGAINNN- *hides in a corner*

-still down-

WHYYYYYYY, aight, im done- *ties canada and peru to a chair* imma tie you up too just for when you wake up-

WTF HOWWWWW

aight- fair point.

-wakes-

****kkkkkk not both of youuuu

PIGEONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSS! -chases-

*catches pigeons* here now hush children-

:DDDDD

youre welcome smh-

*eating a pigeon* aight, no more sugar for you guys

Can I help? I'm supposed to go maple hunting with you today! You're going to show me how to make syrup so I can make you pancakes when you're too tired or sick! :D

:DDD Yayyyy!!

Knife

*whispers loudly* YOU SAID IT WAS JAMMM

ketchup my ass whose blood is that

oh my god,i think im going to be sick

Tf...