I'm in the hetero-bunker right now, and some of us straights are working on an attack on MEMEFRUIT. Agent Pman figured out that MEMEFRUIT nuts at the sight of Steven Universe character, Peridot. We can use this to our advantage with something like a bomb. Maybe when it explodes, pictures of Peridot spew out and fly across his army. We don't know how well that'll work, as he is currently training to not nut at Peridot. Not good. If our Peridot Bomb plan fails, we'll have to go all out war on MEMEFRUIT and his army of LGBTs. That won't be fun.

If we do go to war with MEMEFRUIT's army, we might not stand much of a chance. Most of Flipanim is either actually LGBT or is just convinced that they are. Either side they're on, they're still in MEMEFRUIT's army, ready to attack straight people on sight. They probably have more gay bombs waiting for us. IAAB has been shown to not want a girlfriend, but is interested in women, so it's anyone's guess on whether he's immune to the gay bombs, because asexuals are immune to those. He might be our only chance of winning the war if we have to fight, but I'll have to call him about it.

I just got off the phone with IAAB. Initially, the signal was quite fuzzy and weak, so he's definitely hiding in something thick that can block any trace of him. Can't even track down his location from the phone number! After a few seconds of static, the call became a lot clearer, but I still can't trace his location. How does that even work!? It's almost like something else is covering the signal to track him! He said that he doesn't want to go to war and that the best option is to hide from gay bombs until July 1. He also said that he will be outside his hiding zone for 2 minutes on June 29 and June 30, so maybe we can catch him there. Nice.

He has said that only 1 other person knows where he's been hiding. I'll try to find them.

And yes, you may help with the war effort. We can use you as a shield!

I'm in a hetero-bunker. You have to be straight to get in.