-ent I've come to make an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog's a *****-ass mother****er. He pissed on my ****ing wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog ****in' quilly dick out and he pissed on my ****ING wife, and he said his dick was t h i s b i g and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter dot com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. [explosion sounds] That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He ****ed my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna **** the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LAZER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! [piss boom] How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss d r o p l e t s hit the ****ing earth, now get out of my ****ing sight before I piss on you too!