Be most dramatic in comments
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medumdum
11.06.2019 00:55
Link404: * dramatic noises *
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OMG IM GETTING MARRIED OMG LIKE- GURL U DONT EVEN KNOWWWWWW
LIKE
IM GETTING MARRIEDDDDDDDD GURLLL
JUST LOOK AT THIS RING MM ITS FREAKING DIAMONG LIKE AHHHHHH
JUST SO U KNOW IM MARRIED- LIKE GURL DONT U CARE?
OMG U DONT CARE?? WOW SUCH A LOSERRRRRRRRR
(xD did not mean any of this)
or
MOM MY CHEST IS FREAKING HURTING IM HAVING A HEART ATTACK
Mom: No ur not..
YES I AMMMMMM MOTHER. LIKE. GO. TO. COLLEGE. LIKE GO RESEARCH THIS MOM LIKE- IM HAVING CANCER LIKE LOOK MY HAIR MOM YGDujebwfv
Mom: Wha- wait when did this get to canc-
MOTHER I HAVE FREAKING DIABETES LIKE MOM CALL 911 RIGHT NOW LIKE MOM I AM GOING TO DIEEEE *Cries visiously* MOTHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
*Dollar bill on floor and someone picks it up*
LIKE WHAT. IN. THE. ACTUAL. HECK. ARE. YOU. DOING??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?
THAT'S MY MONEY HAVEN'T YA HEARD? OK I SAW IT FIRST. UNO. ICHI. 1. OKAY? U DIDNT SO STOP YA CRYING AND GIVING ME THE DANG DOLLAR! LIKE SERIOUSLY WHO DOES THAT? IM FREAKING POOR DIDNT U KNOW??!?? WOW UR SUCH A SELFESS PERSON I MEAN LIKE- NOT DONATING TO US PEOPLE LIKE WOWWWWWW. AND THAT WAS MY MONEY LIKE I DROPPED IT AND STUFF LIKE WTH DUDE, LIKE JUST BACK OFF LIKE JUST STOP!
Me: *texts best friend*
Me: *waits a whole 3 seconds*
Friend: *replies*
Me over text: OMG HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME WAIT SO LONG FOR YOU TO RESPOND, I MEAN AT THIS POINT ARE WE, EVEN FRIENDS????!!! DO YOU NOT TAKE MY TIME SERIOUSLY??!?!? I AM LITERALLY ABOUT TO CRY! I THOUGHT YOU CARED ABOUT ME!!!!
Friend over text: dude chill, I was typing with one hand...