*WOOOOO* my goofy ahh uncle is holding me captive *WHAT* and forcing me to watch crispy concord's videos *NO* my buddy, quintavious barnacle johns junior got smacked in the head with a rhinoceros horn because he was listening to no maidens *STOP* my grandpa punched me in the head at 90 mph *EHEHEHHEHE* and I was paralysed from the waist *SCOOBYDOO LAUGH* *OUHHH* hey! quandale dingle here *EEEUUUGHH* I just escaped prison *OOUUUGHH* I am staying at my friend huandale pringle's house *E-E-E-E* as I was running away from cops *WHAT* I fell and scraped some of my foreskin off *HEHEHEHEE* a guy named garfield janson bent me over in the shower while I was in prison *WHATU DOIN* my baby's mama sheniqua inderson told me to pay child support so I gave my baby the creepy old guy *OH YEAH*