Guys I got a haircut
by:
That-0ne-W3eb 
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516
28.07.2023
84 comments
That-0ne-W3eb[OP]
28.07.2023 03:00
LinkIt was from my mother so I expected this
That-0ne-W3eb[OP]
28.07.2023 03:01
LinkShe only cut off the ends of my hair
next time i see you i wont recognize you at all!!!❗️❗️ you cut off so much‼️‼️
You will have to search for ages, I'm THAT unrecognizable after this haircut
i will jumpscare every single retired nitw fan with this gay fox! ! !
i will have to do so MUCH squinting!!!!! and double checks!!!!!! i might not even ever find you!?!?
They will fall back in their seats once they see gregg appear on their screens!!!
The actual reason why you can't find me is because I never go outside❗❗
then theyll jump again cause of its a double gay man jumpscare!!!!!!
dragging you out of your own room /j❗️ for sure never finding you with this new haircut and you never going outside‼️ might not ever see you again⁉️⁉️
Make that a /srs cause I haven't gone anywhere‼️ I've stayed in my house the entire summer, I desperately need to go somewhere‼️‼️
The only time you'll see me is if you hunt me down❗
ive been outside so much i have constant mosquito bites and other injuries and walking in the sun is NOT pleasant so stay inside‼️‼️ unless you have brain rot from staying inside i will instantly kick you outside❗️
Holy shit I forgot about mosquitoes uh
I will be burned alive if I step outside but at least I'll get fresh air instead of staying in my room all day long❓
so terrifying that i get jumpscared all the time every time i see a mirror❗️ or you or my gay friends‼️‼️
i went on a walk 2 hours ago(??) and the air was NOT fresh❗️ that shit was humid and disgusting!!! i havent had much fresh air in awhile actually ‼️
You will have to deal with the scare everytime you look at someone gay‼️
Your heart is going to be destroyed‼️‼️
I'm going to bee burning alive anywherew‼️‼️ I can't escape the heat‼️‼️‼️
i will constantly have to be facing away from everyone gay‼️ next time you see me im just going to turn my back to you and talk normally❗️
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the heat is awful‼️ when i went to the amusement park i genuinely almost passed out due to the goddamn HEAT‼️‼️ the onlt time where it isn’t horrible is 6AM-7AM💥💥
I'd probably forget this conversation by the time and become extremely confused on why you're doing that❗❗
Oh god‼️ were you okay⁉️
That's the regular time where I fall asleep so I have to suffer through the hottest parts of the day‼️‼️
how many things do you forget so quickly⁉️⁉️ i can remember too much❗️
i was‼️and then i fell in the parking lot a few minutes after that happened, but i was fine after that too‼️
i hate never being able to escape the heat‼️‼️ i want fall to come sooner‼️ no more bug bites and melting❗️
Way too much❗❗
I can leave something on a table and automatically forget where I even put it and search for like
A couple of minutes
A❗ at least you were okay ‼️‼️
Summer is the worst of a llseasons❗❗ it's way tok hot‼️‼️‼️
you really need a better memory‼️
what is up with your memory and it being ths bad what happened to make this happen⁉️
B❗️ it was a exhausting day but yippie i survived‼️‼️
why out of all the seasons did they choose summer for a break⁉️ i can’t relax when im BURNING and MELTING away‼️‼️
C❗ yippie‼️‼️ you surived‼️‼️
I scream ever y single time summer comes along❗❗ the heat will evaporate me‼️‼️
what things do you even remember⁉️ the non important things⁉️⁉️
hit the head a little too hard❗️
D❗️ yippie‼️ the roller coasters didnt fling me or soemthinf❗️
im throwinf you in a freezer or pool before you evaporate‼️ no more suffering from heat❗️
Yeah basically❗❗ I just remember episodes from silly shows and little silly facts from the things I'm interested in❗
E❗ yippie the rollercoaster works‼️
If august is hotter then this month then trap me inside of that freezer so I can ****ing die❗❗
F❗️ yippie!!!!
if tjat does happen im also dying with you in that freezer i cant deal with another month of burning and roasting alive too‼️
It can only keep the silliest of things inside‼️‼️ main reason why my grades aren't good‼️‼️‼️
G❗ yayayay‼️‼️‼️
Holy shit❗ just going to take turns dying in the freezer then⁉️⁉️
they have GOT to make the lessons SILLIER for you‼️ if they arent silly im just taking your work and doing it for. you ‼️
H❗️ hooray🎉🎉💥💥❗️
we are dying together in that freezer‼️ i’ll make sure its big enough so we can both freeze to death instead of melting❗️
Nuh uh❗ I'll just force myself to work even if the lessons aren't silly enough‼️‼️
I❗ 🎉🎉
Hell yeah‼️‼️ maybe we just sit in the freezer with the door open so we actually don't die⁉️
yuh huh‼️ im going to make sure you turn in things then❗️constantly following you until you do turn in projects❗️
J❗️💥💥🎉
no more dying⁉️ if we start to freeze to death even with fhe door open just start hugging and hoping we dont freeze or something❗️
Nuh uh❗ will th only time you won't follow me is if I gointo my house⁉️
K❗ 🎊🎉
Yeahahayehayea‼️‼️ hope for the best that we don't die even with the door open❗
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yuh huh❗️maybe i’ll visit only once if im allowed into your house but i can spam you to finish work‼️ /j
L❗️💥💥🎉🎉
**** yeah❗️❗️ no more freezer then❗️ too much of a risk of dying‼️ lets just stay in a place that has good air conditioning ❗️
M❗ 💥💥💥💥
Yippie❗❗ just going to hang out in a big basement with air conditioning‼️‼️
yuh HUH❗️there will be so much spamming so many omori notificatiin sounds if you still have that‼️
N❗️ 💥💥
yippie!!!! you just decribed my room⁉️ am i being doxxed⁉️⁉️ hanging out in a basement with tons of plushies❗️
Nuh uh❗❗ yea I still have the notification sounds‼️ also I figured out that I actually can't change the app icons on my phone and I'm suffering❗
O ❗ 💥
Yippie‼️ did I actually⁉️⁉️
Hell yeah that sounds sick as ****❗❗
yuh huh❗️the silly little sounds❗️ and that sucks❗️ they wont let you fully omorifu your phone cause it would be too powerful!!!
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yippie❗️ yes‼️ basement room with a queen sized bed, shelf full of plushies next to it, plushies scattered around corners, and a tv‼️‼️
Nuh uh❗ the silliest‼️‼️ they feared what this person could do with a fully omorified phone‼️‼️
YUH HUH‼️ the goofiest❗️you’ll have too much power and wont be able to control it‼️
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R❗️
remember those two small plushies i gave you⁉️ one out of no where and one a few days after valentines day⁉️ i’ve been collecting a bit from that specific brand and i have a medium self filled with them‼️
NUH UH❗ silliest AND goofiest‼️ I would be way too powerful with my silliness and omoris‼️‼️
S❗
The two stare at me whenever I lay down on my bed‼️ they're staring at me right now‼️‼️
Oh my god❗❗ just filled with the❓
T❗️
yes a whole shelf of those‼️ and theyre all side eying me while i sleep AND i have a big 16 inch one on my bed rn❗️
My hair's basically the same but it got a tiny bit less tangled so yea I do lolol