at this point u're gonna have to point a gun right at the side of my head to get me to do anything productive and even then i'll probably give up

a coma sounds awesome right about now can somene hit me in the back of the head as hard as you can with a frying pan

thats only cause everyone here is as ill as i am and i won't get judged for what i say. me trying to talk to an actually sane person is the worst thinf ever for everyone involved