Dorito gets cast out of the bag for being too small not clickbait

lil bab

this is how tormented i was too. you see, in my dream, i was 3 years old and i went to bed, when i heard a strange noise. i went outside to check, but then i saw something scary. a space ship, and it beamed me to the ship. there were lot of people like figures around me. after like 8 years, i got a mission, i was forced to destroy planet earth and i refused to do it, then i just looked at the beautiful green and blue planet, and i said. "that's my home, i-i can't just destroy it!". then they forced me to push a button that brought a shuttle, and they said. "you are no longer allowed to be with us, anymore young man." and boom i went down to earth.