sorry that one is overused XD

oh oof I feel slightly insulted but my nonexistant brain can't process something dumber than it

ok :D

its bugging me sry ;w;

im to kind i cant you are amazing

ik ;w; ima just accept it

award to savage goes to you XD

i have more You’re the reason God created the middle finger. You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake. If your brain was dynamite, there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off. You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.

* backs out slowly * .-.

there are more 99% of your beauty can be wiped of with a wet wipe

:o really?

im not done My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships. Oh you’re talking to me, I thought you only talked behind my back. Too bad you can’t count jumping to conclusions and running your mouth as exercise. Is your drama going to an intermission soon? I’m an acquired taste. If you don’t like me, acquire some taste. If I wanted a *****, I would have bought a dog. I don’t sugarcoat shit. I’m not Willy Wonka. Jealousy is a disease. Get well soon, *****! When karma comes back to punch you in the face, I want to be there in case it needs help. Sorry, sarcasm falls out of my mouth like bullshit falls out of yours. Don’t mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.

Whoever told you to be yourself gave you really bad advice.

If I had a face like yours I’d sue my parents.

u should really do theater you would fit right in with all the weirdos and drama queens

I thought I had the flu, but then I realized your face makes me sick to my stomach.

I’m sorry that my brutal honesty inconvenienced your ego.

I’m sorry, you seem to have mistaken me with a woman who will take your shit.

If you’re offended by my opinion, you should hear the ones I keep to myself.

If you’re going to be a smart ass, first you have to be smart, otherwise you’re just an ass.

does it really take that long to find a roast on whatever website your using or can you just not read

I’m not an astronomer but I am pretty sure the earth revolves around the sun and not you.

i dont give a shit buthey keep searching you will eventualy find someone as dumb as you who cares

it's been fun, later

bye

XD

oml ur savage

What your mom- you know what im done o<o

I hope my lil' flashlight shines brighter than your future