RP station!
by:
Bluestopsign 
925
925
29.02.2020
1693 comments
Alaskaisdrunk-
29.02.2020 04:10
Link*pushes myself off at stop*
:)
Bluestopsign[OP]
29.02.2020 04:11
Linkooooo
Alaskaisdrunk-
29.02.2020 04:11
LinkStArT oVeR?
Or ConTiUnE?
Bluestopsign[OP]
29.02.2020 04:12
Linkc o nt i n u e
canada: am tired but am hungry but i dont wanna sleep but i dont not wanna sleep
canada: *canadian accent is randomly strong* C'mere then, grab a controller
Canada: *aHeM* Sorry about that (which sounds "like sorry aboat tha'" in this case because im being frickin rude smh)
Oops I didn't mean to put the quotation mark before like I'm heccing tired)
Canada: hhhhHhHhhh- *realizes they would both have to play Minecraft with one hand*
Canada: Cause the wendy's came with ice cream and i don't want it
That is not correct. Because according to the encyclopedia of PPHLLGMFKDJNDND)
Canada: *exists in canadian*
Canada: im not gonna throw this at you because no
could you get it
Canada: ...
bArNeY iS a DiNoSaUr FrOm OuR iMaGiNaTiOn
ANd WhEn HeS TaLl
HeS wHaT wE cAlL
a DiNoSaUr SeNsAtIoN
Canada: OOOOOOOO CANADAAAAAAAAAA OUR HOME AND NATIVE LANNDDDDDDDDDDDD
Canada: OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEE
BY THE DAWNS EARLY LIGHTTTTTTTTT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Canada:
what so prOudly we hailEd...
At the tWilIghts lasT gleAming......
Canada: ...
Whose broAd stripeS and bright stAAAAaaArs
Through the periloUs fighT
Canada: okok sorry
( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGBh-atDpUA )
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America: *opens door and peaks in*
.
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*intense loud screaming*
WHERE DID YOU COME FROM, WHERE DID YOU GO
WHERE DID YOU COME FROM COTTON EYE JOE?!
Canada: R E E E E E E E E *completely forgets he has a cast on and just hops out of bed* Oh god- ow- DARN IT AMERICA
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(Wait wtf happened here?)
Ukraine:night- *falls back asleep on floor*
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canada: Youre in my room and you claimed land
so uh
mine originally
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Ukraine: cuz
you aren’t sleeping on the bed
with your 2 broken bones that are in your leg bru
Ukraine:
Y o u
H a v e
2 b r o k e n
B o n e s
I n
Y o u r
L e g
S l e e p
O n
T h e
B e d
N o w
Ukraine: Wait no, this isn’t how you’re supposed to play the game.
America: (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrX22_XRFYY)
(Idk I just chose this)
(H- my little pony theme song earrape
Because i didn’t know what else-)
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canada: revenge plan. *grabs crutch and starts going to the kitchen*
canada: t r u s t m e . *goes in the kitchen and comes back with whipped cream and pepper*
canada:
*reaches for the doorknob on the door to america's room*
canada: *puts whipped cream in america's hands and sprinkles pepper on his (non existent) nose*
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canada: *loading... please wait...*
hol up youre on the floor get off the floor.
Ukraine: Isaidyeswhenyouaskedfirst- butmaybenotiguess-
eep- myansweris
yes-
Ukraine: I have to listen to high pitch “AnD I oOp-“ at 3am
And kazAhstan high pitch screams
You won’t
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Canada: *inh a l e s * *blushesesssssss*
inchman, inchman, why'd you stay so lo-o-ong?
oh what the, oh what the hell did i do?
hits me, hurts me, wants me hurting wro-o-ong.
discuss, discuss, never mercy-
*kinda forgets he's being being watched*
Although the inchman goes, everybody knows,
Your heart's a-sleeping in the morning and a-break it down to wake it!
Although the inchman goes, everybody knows,
Your heart's a-pressed into clay and a-break it down to break it!
Although the inchman goes, everybody knows,
Your heart's a-sleeping in the morning and a-break it down to wake it!
Although the inchman goes, everybody knows,
Your heart's a-pressed into clay and a-break it down to break it!
Canada: So well, you're washing your hair like you know that you should
The second wind must have made it feel good
You gotta be lifting up flowers and saving your power for making the leap to the next big thing, don't swing at me
You better believe I'll be singin' gravy, gravy, to the grave, just swingin'
Well, he hurts me, hurts me, wants me plus and swingin'
Discuss, discuss, never mercy-
Ukraine: thatwasbeautiful-
(He flushed the non-existing toilet in the room)
*bows down to Canada, our Lord Almighty*)
Canada: * b i g g e r b l u s h * nooOooooOooOooOo- be honest-
( Yes, Someone who flushes the non-existing toilet, Finally)
Ukraine: I hear lies
From over *point to you* there
(*snatches national anthem* Oops)
Ukraine: Ще не вмерла України,
і слава, і воля!
Ще нам браття-Українці,
Усміхнеться доля!
Згинуть наші вороженьки,
Як роса на сонці;
Запануємъ, браття й ми
У своїй сторонці.
Душу й тіло ми положим
За нашу свободу
І покажем, що ми браття
Козацького роду.
Гей-гей, браття миле,
Нумо братися за діло!
Гей-гей пора встати,
Пора волю добувати!
Наливайко, Залізнякъ
И Тарас Трясило
Кличуть насъ изъ-за могилъ
На святеє діло.
Изгадаймо славну смерть
Лицарства-козацтва,
Щобъ не втратить марне намъ
Своєго юнацтва.
Душу, тіло ...
Ой Богдане, Богдане
Славний нашъ гетьмане!
На-що віддавъ Україну
Москалям поганимъ?!
Щобъ вернути іі честь,
Ляжемъ головами,
Назовемся України
Вірними синами!
Душу, тіло ...
Наші браття Славяне
Вже за зброю взялись;
Не діжде ніхто, щобъ ми
По-заду зістались.
Поєднаймось разомъ всі,
Братчики-Славяне:
Нехай гинуть вороги,
Най воля настане-
Aa- no no- I can’t anymore-
canada: *wakes up and sees pokemon cards*
...whatthefuc,,,,
no five more minutes. *puts the blanket over his head*
Canada: Oh ok then
*Opens the door of his room* Cover your ears tho-
Canada: Alright then
*High pitched screeches* I CALL THE COFFEE MACHINE SO DONT YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT IT AME
Ukraine: *causally somewhat picks you up again ofc with struggles*
Canada: *put on flower crown*
I-
Australia: AYE CANADA, AMERICA USED YA COFFEE MACHINE!!
Canada: I DONT GIVE A DARN, AUSTRALIA!! LET HIM USE THE DARN COFFEE MACHINE!!
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New Zealand: AmErIca Is trYinG tO shOoT mY kIwI aNd yOuR mAplE sYurP
Canada: Maybe I wouldn't yell if Ame hadn't knocked over my DAMN COFFEE.
(Ukraine just watches)
New Zealand: Jezz, I can just make you some
Calm down bro
(No one:
Ukraine: 🌞)
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Canada: Sorry just- Ah **** I can't go out there now- They're probably pissed and upset with me-
Ukraine: Well, America is but we don’t know about your other 2 brothers
Canada: Chances are I upset New Zealand, and I probably woke up Australia.
So uh
Everybody hates me.
Yayy
Canada: *lowkey giggles* I gotta say- you're too adorable for mE-
(h h h h h hhh)
Canada: *stops hugging and looks at you*
Pfft-
you're blushing like a lOt rn.
Canada: *keeps himself from laughing* Aaah- okay- Do you want breakfast? I can get you breakfast.
Canada: *goes and grabs coca cola from the fridge* aa. *Goes to America* hErE iS yOuR sOdA.
Canada: uKrAiNe wHaT iS tHe StAtE oF yOuR eMoTiOnS iN tHe PrEsEnT tImE.
Canada: *holds his hand up to ur forehead* was asking if you had any idea.
Canada:
..chill
..have water
..lay back
..you have a bin
..ask for anything.
Canada: But like do you wanna go home? I don't wanna confine you to my house if you're sick,,
Canada: *Is extremely anxious for you and it definitely shows on his face-*
Canada: Uhhhm- G-get some rest. Just gonna- y'know, get you what you need, you just-
Y-
Yeah-
*starts going out the door*
(I am very late lmao)
Canada: *goes back* Wait, do you need anything? I can get you more water- or something- Do you want anything specific? Like? A snack? Movie? Something-?
Canada: Uh- okay- gonna get you more pillows- rest, seriouslY- *Goes out the door again*
Canada: supporT? Idontknow- I'm bad at- thiS- Just like- chill. Or something.
(OH MY GOD!)
Canada: Okay cool- Have water if you neeD- Um- Yes.
(QUICK GET THE CAMERA)
Canada: Um. Yes. Just. Gonna. Um. Yes. You get better. Aaa. Um.
(🌝)
Canada: Im gonna live ofc but i wanna know where you want me to bE-
Canada: Okay then i wont leave. And im not worried about getting sick-
Ukraine: *pauses*
.........
..
.
.
.
(Wait for it)
(Almost)
(🤔)
*Intense blushing in Ukrainian*
you made me wait for that and im lowkey upset because i was expecting more lmao)
Canada: 👀
(You ever realize how many diff accts I switch to while rolEplaying-)
Ukraine: H M
canada: *pulls out two tv remotes*
one is for ame's tv, i stole it...
should i annoy him
Sksks!
If you use plastic straws, I'll strangle you with my scrunchies!)
canada: actually-
*grabs phone and streams the classic monsters inc theme to america's tv*
A me: D u d e- y o u
C o u l d
H a v e
G a v e
M e
A
H e a r t a t t a c k-
Canada:
👀
If you could have anything in life right now, what would it be
Canada: you've literally made 3 suicidal comments this 20 minutes
Canada: *His voice was now strained* I'm being serious, Ukraine!!
Yep yep)
Canada: *Looked like he was about to start yelling, but inhaleS*
If you didn't say it, either I'm going mental or youve got some sorta altenate you or something like that...
Canada: *slumps over so his head is in his hands and talks under his breath*
We're gonna get this figured out. Today. Now. If you die because of my mistreatment of the situation, I'll have failed on more person. One more. Save you. Save you or else.
Canada: Nothing at all. Fine as ever. Why? Am I bothering you? I can stop bothering you.
Canada: nO- shouldn't have said that- Sorry. I'm perfectly fine.
Canada: you never hurt me or anyone else. youve done nothing wrong.
Canada: *stops hugging you and grips ur hand* hey, hey. it's all fine.
Canada:
...If you ever feel like it isn't...
Please say something.
Canada: ...I think I have it figured out, though.
...I think you just have an alter ego. Like me.
Canada: it's,, no big deal. And I could be wrong. Sorry if I concerned you at all,
Canada:
Um-
What’s your favorite show or movie,
Your favorite food,
And our favorite person?
Do it still)
Canada: aa.
Um
Thank you,
I need to do somethin,
You wanna grab lunch?
I approve.)
Canada: Anything specific you wanna do at the moment-?
Canada: *panics, falls off the bed, grabs a lacrosse stick, and throws it directly at the wall*
Canada: aaaaa i- *flinches and squishes a spooder that was on his arm*
Canada: im okaY-
I hate spider bites tho-
Im gonna go get mad at australia for letting his spiders out again,
canada: Welp, I give up.
*falls on his side*
sAY gOoDbYe To CaNaDa
canada: *screeches when another spider bites him* wHy ThE aCtUaL fIsH sTiCkS aRe ThErE sO mAnY S P I D E R S
canada: *cries in pain-*
imjustgonnatryandgetupmyselfsonevermind
canada: *Pulls himself onto the bed and shakes a spider off his leg* i hate these things,,
yknow one time australia let his snake cage thing open
and new zealand was out for a week because he got bitten.
i gtg hhhhh my mom is eW SOMETIMEs)
canada: Cause he's australia. That's why.
ha jokes on u my mom is closest to the door)
Canada: *grabs a bulletin board* Im prepared to squish any spider.
yes.)
Canada: Hah, im kidding. Im not that cruel.
*grabs an axe*
iLl EnD iT qUiCkLy FoR tHeM-
Canada: i dont know why i own weapons. But i do. I mean, most of em arent mine.
*slowly pulls out machine gun*
I stole this just to annoy ame.
Canada: *Proceeds to throw the axe at another spider on the floor*
Canada: now.
*drinks maple syrup and places the bottle on top of the hole in the floor*
Problem solved.
Canada: *is silent for a second*
Please excuse me for a moment b̶e̶c̶a̶u̶s̶e̶ ̶i̶m̶ ̶g̶o̶n̶n̶a̶ ̶p̶u̶k̶e̶.̶
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(Tangos are better than mangos also YA GOT. A BOYFRIEND I BET HE DOESN’T KISS YA)
Ukraine: I think this because of a spider bite, I’ll find something for it
(HE GON FIND ANOTHER GIRL AND HE WON’T MISS YA-)
Ukraine:
* moves out the wAy or something*
HE GON STAND AND HIT THE DAB LIKE MISS KHALIFA)
canada: *Casuallyscramblesforthetoiletandpukes*
( 🌝 )
Ukraine: Wait lemme see something
*picks up maple syrup bottle*
Canada, who has definitely puked more since then: *stares at the water*
Canada: i want a hug
but hugging someone who threw up is gross, so
🥳
Canada: *yeets the empty water bottle into the bin and curls up tighter-*
Canada: *contemplates his life decisions for a second*
...
*HoldsHisArmsOutForAHug-*
(oh no, I typed ukRaine)
Chernobyl flower:
No, it’s ok, just, why are you so nice.
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si)
Can and a: *would hug you but feels weird and just shoots you a hopeful smile*
Mööse: *realizes he said it again* Agh, sorry- wait, i mean- Aaa-
moose: *cutely edges out of the room, feeling very watched indeed*
moose: *cutely pokes his head back in the room*
are you leaving the bathroom
Yes)
Canned syrup moose: *sits on his bed and cutely thinks about how stupid he thinks he is*
Wait no he wasn't supposed to do that.)
Moose: *casually looks at a knife, not hearing you*
moose: *casually s l i c E s the back of his hand with the knife, has no reaction, and yEEts the knife away*
moose: *waves his hand in a circle* yOURE BECOMING VERY S L E E P Y
Mhm i forgot the parentheses heehee)
Moose: not as much as it could-
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Moose: *points to self* because this I D I O t likes knI V Es apparently.
sadly, i live)
a moose: But, youre kinda,, squeezing my arm to death-
(Same, nobody likes roleplaying with me B) heehee)
weed moose: ,
weed moose: I mean, i was literally brought into this world to replace someone else. To be a miniature of my dad. I failed at my one meaningless purpose. Im an object, and a broken one. Why do you care?
weed moose: I g u e s s n o t b u t i d o n t c a r e i f i m f i n e a r e y o u f i n e
Blue and yellow flower: gimme a sec
*Gets up and walks out room*
Blue and yellow flower: *like almost 30 mins later comes back in with bloodshot eyes and tear streaks* back.
weed moose: ah im sorry,, ukraine i... You want anything? Really.
(Is)
Blue and yellow flower: ok.. *goes to the bed and lays down*
(Yes hello, is this the Krusty Krabs)
Blue and yellow flower: *Felt something shift at his side but ignored it*
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gasps)
weed moose: *cutely sneaks out to his log cabin in the woods*
(FINE-)
Chernobyl blue and yellow flower: *wakes up and opens eyes*
......
*Screams because the sun is in his eyes*
moose: *cutely wanders to the house and falls face first on the front door*
moose: *cutely outweighs the door, so it snaps open and he lands on the floor* hEe heee,e
moose: h.
*rubs his eyes once the symptoms have actually disappeared, and sits up*
uhm,
morning.
I got so used to typing moose that i forgot i was playing canada...)
moose: *puts his hand over his eye and mutters very quietly to himself*
you ****ing idiot..
hee hee im an idoi t)
Moose: h.
There’s a shit ton of things i need to confess.
i dont even know where to start.
si)
Moose: uhm.
i mean,, i ran outta room to cut last night, so.
Moose: It’s not like that matters much, though. I can always open scars.
Ja)
Moose: also, yeah, it’s obvious, but yeah, i smoked weed again, it was a regular thing up until a month ago.
Moose: So basically, im a drug addict who likes to dig knives in his arm for no reason. I guess.
Moose: i mean it’s not like there’s anyone who gives a fraction of a crap who’s outside of this room.
El Tratado de Versalles (francés: Traité de Versailles) fue el más importante de los tratados de paz que pusieron fin a la Primera Guerra Mundial. El Tratado puso fin al estado de guerra entre Alemania y las potencias aliadas. Fue firmado el 28 de junio de 1919 en Versalles, exactamente cinco años después del asesinato del archiduque Franz Ferdinand, que había conducido directamente a la guerra. Las otras potencias centrales del lado alemán firmaron tratados separados. [6] Aunque el armisticio, firmado el 11 de noviembre de 1918, puso fin a los combates reales, se necesitaron seis meses de negociaciones aliadas en la Conferencia de Paz de París para concluir el tratado de paz. El tratado fue registrado por la Secretaría de la Sociedad de Naciones el 21 de octubre de 1919.)
i am shooketh)
canada: *stared, disappointed in himself, down at the cuts heavily littering his arms*
oh)
canada: *His expression wavers the slightest bit, but he regains himself quickly* i know, i know, but this dumbass did it anyway, so.
canada: *it hits him that this hurts ukraine and is now angry with hiself, and his expression breaks slightly, so he seems conflicted*
...
i-i'll try. sorry.
si)
Canada: *recomposes himself to a blank epression, and was about to say something, but didn't*
oh)
canada: *keeps a blank expression and a monotone voice*
thanks, ukraine.
(*runs and reads your chapter*)
Floweraine: Canada, you seem, a bit off? What’s wrong?
wait no)
canada: *smiles at you* I'm sure, just a bit worried for you...
( wait yes)
Flowerraine: * not as sad now* you don’t need to worry about me, worry about yourself more If you do
wait non)
canada: *actually genuine-lookinng smile* aw c'mon, i just care about you.
wait im running out of languages i know)
canada: i did, yeah?? what's wrong though.
canada: *looks at you with the expression he uses when he can tell you're lying*
Canada: *sighs and softens his expression*
Ukraine, if something's bothering you, please, say so... and please, don't just,, hide.
Canada: *looks slightly received yet worried still* alright, you should rest then.
Flowerraine: I only woke up 3 hours ago tho. Don’t you think that’s a bit too early?
Canada has been received)
Canada: gonna get some more sleep, then?
Canada: *is somewhat comforted by it and climbs into a corner of the closet*
Canada: *pokes his head out of the closet*
You’re already awake?
Canada: *drops whatever he was messing with, gets up, and literally hops ober to the door*
You want anything specific?
Canada: *literally hops on one foot to the kitchen and comes back with all dressed chips*
(Ok)
Flowerraine: *grabs bag of cheese puffs and goes back under bed*
*comes back out 3 minutes later and grabs other chips*
(With Ukraine)
Flowerraine:
sjjaiske-
*goes back under bed quickly with chips*
but where did they come from)
canada: *chuckles lightly and goes back into the closet*
correct)
canada: *casually messing around with a roll of tape while he sat in the closet*
canada: *grabbed some paper and a marker and drew the words "idiot lol" on it, cut it out, and taped it to his head*
thank)
canada: *goes over there and hugs with legitimate concern*
canada: *extremely concerned as he lets go of you* Were you allergic to those chips or something??
canada: Oh my god- *scoops you up bridal style and hops out the door, stumbling here and there*
canada: * stumbles his way to the er, hopping on one foot most of the time*
canada: *struggles to push the door open* Because you are literally having a stroke, Ukraine.
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canada: if you were fine right now, you would be able to properly say "no i'm not."
mr. witch doctor, ooh ee ooh aa aa, ting tang, walla walla bing bang: I s h a l l t a k e h i m
mr. witch doctor, ooh ee ooh aa aa, ting tang, walla walla bing bang, ooh ee ooh aa aa, ting tang, walla walla bing bang: No, calm down, you're gonna be fine. *le steals*
c,,can i get permission to turn this rp into a fanfiction 😳😳😳😳😳)
(Si- b.but why do you wanna-)
Flowerraine: LsksksksoskOkkKakalssl,x- *big panic*
doctor man: *steal steal steal*
Canada: *casually smiles and sits to wait*
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okae)
doctor man: *ya yeets you back into the waiting room cause ur b E tter*
hrrr sorry im replying late, im reading shit with yandere russia)
Canada: i-
*picks you up bridal style again*
Canada: *recites the bee movie script as he makes his way back home (with struggles ofc)*
ofc he does, he was on weed in the last 24 hours, he had to do SOMETHING with his time)
Canada: *when he's home, he puts you on his bed*
canada: *recites 12 of the lines that come after that in the bee movie*
canada: *hops off and comes back with b e e r , immediately drinking some*
MY MOM JUST CAUGHT ME STRAIGHT UP READING THE BEE MOVIE SCRIPT LMAO)
anD I FUCCIN BIT MY TOUNG IT HURTs)
Canada: *downs another half bottle of beer and hiccups* YEs LETS SHOW HImmM
Canada: *Yanks his door open and sloppily pounds on America's door*
the ff****Ign FBI OPEN UpPpPp
perfect timing)
Canada: *drunk noises*
Y a L i k e J a z z , M o t h e r f u c k e r ?
Canada: Dont fff****kckcin lookit me like thaaat.
We all kno w I ma litERAL KINg
canada: *stumbles back to the ground and rubs his face* jez- *hic* jeez, no need to be so dramaticc...
canada: *mumbles* yeahi'm ff****ing *hic* fine but *yells suddenly* AMERICA HAD TO BE SUCH aaaaA
UmM
FRIED CCHICKEN FETUS *****hh
H A Z B I N H O T E L )
Canada: *kicks america's door in drunken anger*
yes)
canada: I KNOW YOU HEARD ME YOU SACK OF POORLY PACKAGED HORSE SHIT
canada: *grabs the empty bottle of maple syrup from the floor and tosses it at nothing in general, it hits america's door*
canada: EEEEEEEEE- *scrambles into his room and slams the door, yet you can hear him screeching still*
DONT KILL ME DONT *hic* KILL ME DONT KILL ME DONT KILL ME
canada: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
angry tea demon in a suit: *opens the door obviously tired and pissed*
canada, i think i speak for everyone when i say i'm tired of this bullshit
stop
s c r e e c h i n g
pissed british tea: now im gonna drink tea
if i ****ing hear you screech one more time i will take all the maple syrup from you.
weed: nOT THE SYRUP
sassy tea demon: Yes, exactly, *leaves*
weed: *laughs in guilt stomachache has returned*
It's gonna fix itself over time, right...?
weed: Yknow, sometimes your ears will be difficult for a while, and then be back to normal... That's the case, right?
weed: *pokes his head back into the room and gives you another 'sorry' with a slight smile on his face before locking himself in the bathroom*
(time skippo?)
ok, like,, idk, 45 mins or so)
Canada: *slowly and quietly enters his room, closing his door right behind him and sinking to sit with his back against it*
Ah, ok)
Canada: um, what i mean is, the question if what’s wrong is the problem.
i’m.. off, and i don’t know why
it’s kinda eating at me
Oh?)
Canada:
Basically, i’m just,, upset
and i don’t know why
and i don’t like it.
I don’t actually know, there are a lot of theories on it. It was implied to be the first, but it’s possibly a rogue clone)
Canada: .
yeyyeyeyeyeyeyyeeyeysyehdvbejnkmnjbhvgcfgvbhjnbhvgtcbhnjmknjuhybgtvfrcxdecfvghnjmnhbgvfdcxsgfvbnhjk,juhygtfrtghyujkilokijuhygtfrtghyjukilkijuhgbfvcdx4szzaqwsxedcrfvtgybhunjimkoplplokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaqawzsexdrcftvgybhunjimkolpqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq)
Canada: If i'm stressing you out or something i'll stop talking i mean-
aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)
Cananda: *clears his throat* Uhm, uh, you wanna go out sometime, or?
*facepalms knowing it was probably not the best time*
think about batman)
Cananananananananada: *insert not knowing what to do*
e)
Cananananananananada: *weighs the options of bottling shit up, staying here and asking for your help, or locking himself in a bathroom*
https://soundcloud.com/user-45255594-634429075/national-anthem-of-the-ussr )
Canned weed: *decides to bottle shit up*
finally, some good ****ing music, you wanna do a lyric chain?)
canned weed: *hugs you*
sorry for replying late ghfjdhnfbghjd, also OH)
canned weed: *just hugs you tightly*
(lmao im reading the old rp)
canned weed: *nOtices and doesn't hug you as tightly*
lmaO HALF OF IT IS JUST SHIT WITH CANADA YELLING AND PANICKING)
canananannnanananannnananananda: *just, snuggles you, like, a tiny bit*
eEEEEEE)
Canananaananannanananananananannananananannananananananannananananannanananannananananananannaananansansnwasbdhnshbvhusijhunjmknbnsmk mammannabanbsnnanannananananannananananananananananada: *just,, snuggles*
HUEHUEHUEHUHEUHEUEHUE)
A literal can: *just sits there lightly snuggling you*
literal can moose mother****er)
canned moose: :< *stops hugging you* Sorry-
Canned moose: i dont want anything bAd to happen to you or anything
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