lemme just- *finds ur main and grabs her* sup.

*marten makez ouT ur main* Me: *screeching like a f.ucking dieing bact*

bat* not bact-))

roy: *screaming* *orlen standing there with a knife about to charge at marten* *cutely plays orlens theme song* ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXVm36pKZCA ...bro the first lyrics are sounding kinda sus ngl...))

me: orlen is really a human-flesh eating monster from a different planet, He tries to hide it but ig say goodbye to your dear old boyfriend martennn :) *orlen charges at marten at full speed as his eyes turn a rainbow pastel metallic color(s)*

*marten walks outta the way*

((kOkChI x bOo!!111!!! **when i ever do "!!!!111!!!!" it means it's a joke... so this whole shipping thing WAS A JOKE.)) *epic anime fight*

*it goes on* ((YEAH SO LIKE- oMg.. do u ShIp marten x alice-- *throws up lucky charms*))

((*screams* HELP MEEE-)) *marten loses and limps back to you*

*he sighs and gives up*

((OMG I FOUND ALEXANDER'S THEME SONG- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxDXewwGW24 )) *alexander's long tall shadow appeared behind you*

((lamo)) *he slimes and looks down at you and said* Well well well,, who is this little rose here? *he crosses his arms then pats u on the head and his glowing stripes turned yellow and his emotion changed to happy and not horni and he said* Hi! hI!!!!! ((BROO HE WAASS HORNY- *bonk*))

((HORNY JAIL- kokchi x boo :]!!!!1111!! Ok.. why do i wanna ship that? Ig I'm just to over happy rn. I'm super sorry. SORRY SORRY SORRY-..)) *he smiled as marten crossed his arms and rolled his eyes*

((Is it bc u found out he was 16? LAMOOOO)) *he looked over to some other girl and started to walk over to her and talked*