Purple: 6. He almost died from a Chandelier And a extra fact about me: after being on a exploding skeld, having a burning hole in my chest, losing my eyes, and being stabbed by green I have failed to die so far

Purple: And I manipulated you once, remember that?

Purple: No, I was still manipulating you, me doing that made you feel invincible, and that’s when I threw you out of that damn window green stares through all the time

Purple: Ah, go ahead. I’ve nearly died from him more times that’s you

Purple: And now time to kill my least favorite person on this damn ship *walks to med bay* Pink: oh hi purple!

Purple: *shoot pink in the head* ah finally, peace and quiet

Purple: *vents to nav and eats popcorn while watching *

Purple: *drinks Coca-Cola Zero sugar, same great coke taste with less sugar*

Purple: I wish to die. I request the sweet release of death, cyan.

Purple: *isn’t dead * what the

Purple: *inst dead* wait *swallows five fire cracker and jumps, does a flip to assert dominance, and lands flat and the fire crackers go of but doesn’t kill him* damn

Purple: What do I do then?

Purple: Bro if I did the 360 fire cracker trick I’m practically immortal

Purple: *drinks a Pepsi*

Purple: *floats out into space and gets hit by a meteor *

*cyans phone buzzes *

Purple: It’s from purple. It reads “bro fire the weapons cannon at me”

Purple: *prepares giornos theme so when he shoots it gets to the good part*

Purple: *after the smoke clears he’s ok*

Purple: *isn’t dead and breaks through the cafe window*

WIndwatcher: " Hewo "

Windwatcher: " I don't know, what are you doing here, Cyan ? "

-Windwatcher just disappears-

-Windwatcher appears again-

-Windwatcher starts spinning in mid-air in front of Cyan- Windwatcher: " NANI "

-Windwatcher would then throw multiple rocks at Cyan-

-Windwatcher would proceed, giving Purple time to run-

-throws medium rock at Cyan-

-Windwatcher would start throwing tiny pebbles-

Windwatcher: " Don't command me to do something if you aren't my parent"

-Windwatcher was tired and flopped on the floor, started to take a nap-

-Windwatcher's tail would flick fastly while he napped-

-Windwatcher's tail flicked even faster, probably catching some attention from other crewmates on the ship-

-Windwatcher would proceed flicking his tail very fast-

-Windwatcher's tail would flick even more faster, at a very concerning speed-

-Windwatcher wouldn't respond, since he was napping-

-Windwatcher would start shivering, his tail would slow down, he was getting a bit cold-

-Windwatcher's tail would slowly tap on the floor 10 times-