pov: you're on a date w savage
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13.05.2020
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SavageGamer2[OP]
13.05.2020 21:08
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SavageGamer2[OP]
13.05.2020 21:10
LinkShe arrived late because her house doesn't have a clock. "We couldn't afford one, sorry. I use a sundial. My mom spent all her money on Oreo's. Fat *****..." She told you, the sentence echoed in your ear, so you missed the next thing she said. "Pardon..?" You say nervously, hoping you hadn't offended her. "I said, I hope you're paying tonight. I'm broke, like I said."
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"I've never eaten anything but McDonald's my whole life.." she admits
LMAOAOODIH
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"You're driving, right? I'm 7 and I don't have a drivers permit yet."
Yeah can't you see we're on a DATE
"Golf carts are kinda lame, but ok!"
"Wait, I need to get something really quick."
She disappeared into her house, and reappeared a minute later with a Lightning McQueen booster seat. "Ok, now I'm ready."
"Of course you do! Otherwise, what kind of gentleman would you be?"
SHe hands you the booster seat. "Also, please don't tell my mom I'm on a date, she'll spank the shiiit outta me."
She sighed as she put her seatbelt on. Then stopped. "Did you say again-"
"Oh, phew. I thought you were a muderer for a sec." She got her keys and locked the front door of her house. "How far is this bar you're driving us to?"
SHE'S 7 WHAT DO YOU EXPECT LOL)
"Ok!" she said, climbing into the golfcart. "Alright, now put in my booster seat."
"EXCUSE ME??" She slapped you across the face, suprisingly hard for a 7 year old.
I pursed my lips together, following a sharp inhale
'' Fine... How much is it again? ''
I'd look to my purse, taking my credit Card out
"I ordered 11 Big Macs, a couple large fries, and some Sprites. I don't know how much it is."
I sigh,
'' Fat *****... '' The words I said were awfully quiet, too quiet to hear.
I drove on through the drive thru, paying for the meal then pulling up to wait for the food.
'' Soo.. How's your day? '' A smile would grow on my face, as I got closer to hers
"It's... ok." She took a small bite of her 11 Big Macs all at the same time. You were horrified on how a 7 year old could eat 11 Big Macs all at once. "How's yours?" She said through a mouthful of calories.
'' Fine , until I got over 100 dollars taken out of my Visa card.. ''
I'd frown, looking slightly upset, moving away
"Wow, that sucks. Did your bank account get hacked or somethin?" She took another bigass bite of all 11 Big Macs at once, then took a sip of Sprite. "What are you going to eat??"
'' No, no. Some fatass took my money. ''
I roll my eyes, yawning
'' I don't think I'm hungry ''
"Oh ok." She said, as she took a fry and ate it. "I think I'm getting indigestion."
'' Then stop eating, ''
My frown grew alot bigger as I looked away to the window.
'' ... ''
"Then why would you order all these BigMacs and then not eat any?!" She said as she ate yet another ****ing bIgMac.
IM SOBBING https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NPjDGgRXBA)
He snatched the BigMac boxes, throwing them into the trash
'' Shut the **** up and **** me ''
She got out of the car and wobbled her fatass to the trash where you threw out the food and grabbed all the food, and then returned back to the car. "Let me at least finish eating first, damn..."
10 minutes later and she'd finish eating. You looked at her, and she had gained so much weight. She had taken up her whole side of the car, and had 3 double chins. She was sweating this weird yellow stuff too, it was, lard?? Upon closer examination, it was indeed lard. Also, she ****in STANK. Like garbage. "Ok," she said finally. "Go ahead and **** me now."
'' Y'know what. I changed my mind, I'm going home. ''
I'd start the car, moving out from the spot they were in
I drove back home
I got out of the car, locking her inside
'' Heat up and die ''
I walked inside my house
She unlocks it from the inside. You can feel her glare burning the back of your scalp. She gets out a gun from her pocket and points it at your head.