How did you find my stash?

Jazz: yassssss *chugs three bottles of vodka and passes out instantly*

Are u ok?

Can I Hab sum *Casually ignores fact I'm underaged*

I want sum still >:<

GIMMIE

*chugs it*

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

EvErYtHiNg iS MoViNg- *Throws up*

EEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHE EVERYTHING IS SO COLORFUL *pukes up blood*

*hugs dogma* OVO

U OKAY?

OH NO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*SCREAMING*

*cries*

u DiED bUt nOW Ur nOt

oH

u OkAy?

nInety nIne bOtTlEs oF bEeR oN thE wAll

you know the words right? tAke oNe dOwn pAsS iT arOunD NiNetY eIghT bOtTles oF bEeR on ThE wAlL *hands u a beer bottle*

(meep) yey *chugs one too*

(EEE) *mixes pickle juice with beer*

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *cough* *chokes*

n*cough* o must be the alcohol talking but i think im gonna- *cough* die

*coughs up blood* r-remember m-meee *dies*

my ghost: well that was interesting

Did your mom ever tell you that you can

EVERYONE DOESSSSSS

WHETHER THEY'RE ALIVE OR NOT EVEN RATS DO YOUR MOM WAS ALIVE BEFORE AND SHE TOLD YOU WHETHER YOU CAN OR NOT

EW *Cleans it up anyways*

Now *Grabs your bottle and yeets it to the trash can* ~Glass shattering noise~

>:)

*My phone rings* Hello?

Oh, okay! Great! Dogma I got a call from the government they told us we can't drink alcohol anymore

*Drops my phone* Oops.... ehe you didn't see anything... (?)

(Where the Sans fangirls formed yes)

(Coolio)

Smol!cream: what are you doing...?

Smol!cream: ......* whimpered*

Smol!cream: I-I don’t think that’s good for you mr dogma....

Smol!cream: stop that!

Smole!cream: * on the verge of crying* stop!

Smole!cream: * runs to him with tears in his eyes*

Smol!cream: m-mr dogma?! Are you okay?!

Smol!cream: * goes to get pumpkin*

Smole!cream: * comes back with his pumpkin* Pumpkin: oh my..

Pumpkin: * he sits dogma up and gets a glass of water *...he should wake up soon...

Pumpkin: ...

Amol!cream: * hugs him* mr dogma!!

Smol!cream: I was so worried!

Smol!cream: * criez*

Smol!cream:...

SMol,cream: this wouldn’t Ben happening had you not drank so much!

Smol!cream:...

lila: huh?!

lila: dogma what are you doing.

lila: is that alchohol?!

lila: oh why didnt you tell me! * takes a bottle*

lila: chugs alchohol*

xd two buddies drunk together)

lila: iLl BeEEeEeeEe RIGhT BacK ImMa GeT MoRe

lila falls over*

lmfao)

lila: crawls over to some random place and comes back* I fOuNd A BaR

lila: AnD I HaVe MoNeY

lila: *passes out*

like 5 mins later*

wakes up*

lila: huh?

(ovbiously still drunk af)

lila: hahaHAHAHAHH

lila: wElL I GoTtA Go HoMe

lila: *tries to walk home*

lila: daMn I FeEl TiRED

lila: YeAH ImMA GeT A BiT MoRe BeEr

random bar fight starts in backround*

lila: oH DoGma LoOk

lila: ItS A BaR FiGhHHH *hic*

lila: OOOhH

lila: DoGma HE HaS A BlOoDy NoS- Oh DanG It

lila falls asleep*

10 hours later*

xd

lila wakes up*

lila: ugh what happe- why am i at a bar.

lila: why the he*l is dogma passed out on the floor in his own barf

lila: oh no dont tell me i got drunkk

lila: hello dogma

lila: why the heck is there beer n my hoodie ;-;

lila: oh funk my poor stomach!

lila: ;-;

lila: oh shi-

lila: yeets a random bucket to dogma*

lila: here

lila: eww wait- how do you even barf you are a skeleton

lila: hm well i gotta go home wanna come over ill make bacon

lila: okay!

Me: oh yeah ,*chugs rest of bottle*

Me:*rips off shirt cuz it's drunk AF*

Me: oh yeah bby THE SAME TOILET PAPER!!

Me: *flirts with you cuz is drunk but not in a sexual way*

Me: EEEEEE ERR EEEEEE WhEn ImPOSTer Is SuS bum bum bum bum bum bum bum....bumbumbum

Me:TH R OWS UP**

Me: UR GAYE*fAints*

Me:*not breathing*

Me:*dying*