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Portal Gun: Sketchpad has discovered "deez nuts" jokes and it's all they say now. Everything is deez nuts. They simply can't stop. Portal Gun: I asked Sketchpad where they learned that joke. They made me promise they wouldn't get in trouble if they told me. I agreed. Portal Gun: So they lean in and whisper, "deez nuts."

Sketchpad: I am an expert at identifying birds. Portal Gun: Okay, what about those ones flying over there? Sketchpad: Yeah, they're all birds.

Sketchpad, trying to comfort Portal Gun: What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there. ITS SO SKETCHPAD HOLY-- 💀

Portal Gun: Someone care to explain why we have 6 dogs in our apartment? Sketchpad: They're golden retrievers, dude. They retrieve gold. I did this for us.

Gummy Worm: You don't need my blessing to go kiss Sketchpad. In fact, I was pretty sure you were already kissing Sketchpad! Portal Gun : Nope. Gummy Worm: In that case, as the archbishop of Portal Gun's fully awakened gaydom, I give you my blessing to immediately leave and rectify that as soon as possible! Go now, my child, and kiss Sketchpad right on the lips!!!

Gummy Worm: What time is it? Sketchpad: I don’t know, pass me that saxaphone and we’ll find out Sketchpad: *BLASTS the saxaphone* Portal Gun: WHO THE **** IS PLAYING THE SAXAPHONE AT TWO IN THE ****ING MORNING Sketchpad: It’s 2 am

Portal Gun: Self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of make up if you like that, or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically. Sketchpad: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. self care is the fear in your enemies eyes. Gummy Worm: Self care is buying birthday cake just to eat the frosting. Sketchpad: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.

Gummy Worm: So, are you two dating now? Portal Gun & Sketchpad: Yes. Gummy Worm: Why? Portal Gun: I happen to find Sketchpad very appealing. Gummy Worm: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Sketchpad.