how I imagine it would go
11 comments
HeavenlyDrawssNew
13.03.2018 16:08
Link:o whats that
LlamasAndPianos[OP]
13.03.2018 16:13
Linkan orangeatsjmdod
"You need to eat. Just eat an orange slice."
"No!"
"Blue you are gonna die without food."
"I've gone days without food before!"
"Blue."
"I'm already dead! I don't need to eat!"
"Yes you do. If you don't eat you will not have enough energy to keep yourself immortal and die again. You only get one extra chance. Eat the freaking orange."
"No!"
"Blue."
"I'm not eating the freaking orange slice Stitches! I've gone days without food before!"
"One day you will thank me for trying to keep you alive."
"Over my dead body I will."
"It will be over your dead body because you will have died of starvation!"
"How do I know I'm not allergic to oranges or whatever race I am can't eat them or I'll die?"
"Because you have eaten orange before, you had some last week. Eat one slice."
"No! I will not eat and you won't make me! You aren't my parent or even my legal guardian! I'm basically an adult here, I make my own decisions! I'm not gonna eat the fruit!"
"One day you are gonna die again and I will laugh."