Dec and Shade being drunk and wholesome, that is what I shall work with

Hell yeah, who starting

Okey fineeee

*Shade and Dec were drunk out of their minds cuddling happily*

*the 2 drunken Russian men were just being wholesome*

Dec: *he would growl at Smog* "go blayt your self!" Shade: "what my papa said"

Shade: *kicks smog in the crotch and stumbles having drank enough to kill a moose* Dec: *laughs slightly*

Shade: *whimpers* "I still have too use my dick jackass" Dec: *trying not to laugh*

Shade: "do it again and ill bite your neck" Dec: *casually steals some of Dia's pop-corn*

Dec: *laughing at smog and Shade* Shade: *whimpers and manages to stand and jump on her, just to lightly bite her neck*

Shade: "fvck you too!" Dec: *eats more popcorn*

Shade: "of course I do! Why wouldn't I wanna fvck somebody as sexy as you~" Dec: *falls to the ground laughing*

Shade: "by who?" Dec: *laughing in Russian*

Dec: *his tail wagged as he hugged Dia and licked him* Shade: "tell me~" *he said it in a very seductive tone*

Dec: *he nuzzled Dia his tail still wagging* Shade: "I'm starting to doubt you~"

Shade: "cause you won't tell me who the lucky bastard is" Dec: *paws his tongues*

Shade: "cause he gets cuddles, and gets to screw you if your up for it" *he then just walked away, probes going to the bar just to talk with Sam* Dec: :0 "that's a lotta tongues"

Shade: *drinking even more in now sad hound* Dec: "weow"

Sam: "yep he's fine-" Shade: *giggles slightly in very drunk hound* Dec: :0 "wow"

Shade: *orders even more drinks from Sam* Sam: *pours him the drinks* Dec: *licks Dia more*

Sam: "more than black out" Dec: *still licking* Shade: *downs the drinks easily, ordering even more*

Shade: *flips Smog the bird* >:( Sam: *pours him another drink* Dec: *playfully bites him*

Dec: "no" Shade: *downs it and gets another drink* Sam: *pours him the drink*

Dec: "fine I'll stop" *he stopped licking him and just cuddled him instead* Shade: *being a booze hound pretty much* Sam: *allowing the booze hound to be himself*

Shade: *takes his last drink, feeling tired from all the booze and tries to get up but falls* Sam: "you okay buddy?" Shade: "yep just give me a second" *he managed to stand up again a nd start walking once more* Dec: *nuzzles dia*

Your normal bar seat that's at the same counters the bartenders make the drinks at))

Shade: *walking just fine on his own* Dec: *blep*

Nuuuuu)) Shade: *barks at dec* Dec: *happy were he is*

Fair)) Shade: *casually digs himself a hole to lay in and just doses off* Dec: ¦3

Kk hope you sleep well buddy))

Lol I'm still in class, I got done with math early)) Dec: *happy Boi* Shade: *happy drunken sleeping boi*