So blah blah space ship crash blah blah sexy alien boy passed out, pretty hurt due to falling from ****ing space. What do you do?

(wait shit I just realized alien boi doesn't have a name yet Shit. I'm bad at names UHHHH) aLieN b0i layed limp in the crash site, his ship was completely destroyed and on f I r e-

(buuuut I'll keep thinking of Luz noceada from the owl hooooouuuzeee)) aLiEn bO! Groaned a little, his eyes opened barely- Nnnngh

Eston is his name now cuz...of my good ol' trick h eh)) He looked around frantically, he sat up and rubbed his forehead- W-w-wha w-wh-who ww-w

(😔I couldn't do the Luz meme....I am not worthy of such a godly decision)) Eston stared at Ivan for a moment before scrambling away from him, his back was against part of the broken ship- S-stay back!!

Eston pressed himself against the ship part- Tha-thats exactly what "they" said! ..how do I know your not.one of them!?

Eston paused- "Pe.. people"?

Eston frowned and sat up a little seeming a little less on guard- Um excuse me,rude. I'm a #/@$&#@@#@/. (When your too lazy to make up a word)

Eston slowly stood up and looked around- What planet is this, I was in sector 9 and no one has seen past that so...Iay be in sector 10..Hmm -he started mumbling-

(oh he do be tall, also I gtg soon since my phone's gonna commit not Alive)) Etson- Earth earth earth....earth?...no.no...i.. Hmm... -he turned to Ivan- What sector is this?

Etson stared at him for a moment then turned away to think- Must be a ravager...Anyway you must know where a communicater is surely?...

Etson looked around before he spotted one of the panels in the ship that was still flashing with light, he ran over and to tinkered with it- Yes! I can send a signal back home and- -the machine blew up in his face- . . . -he melted to the ground- I'm ruined!

Etson paused for a moment and slowly turned to him before laughing- you!? Send a signal across the 9 galaxies?

He rubbed his arm where he was shocked and giggled a little- Hey that tickles

Etson nodded and rushed over, he tried sending it but it didn't send, he then grabbed a small device and pressed a button on top which made it float into the air and turn into a hologram. There were two figures on the other side- Who said you could use the direct line? Etson did a odd salute and then stood straight- Subject 347, I had to crash land on a planet called earth, I am requesting help. The two sighed- Look why do you think we have you the worst ship in the flock, we don't want you your just a waste to our time and you never do your tasks properly Etson tried to stay still, his arms were shaking- Bu- One of them stood up- No one is coming to help you now go and jump in a floresk! -the call ended-

The communicator floated down into his hands slowly, he stared at it for a moment before throwing it seconds later it exploded- W-w-what d-do I do now!? -he kicked a piece of metal and walked off mumbling to himself-

Etson turned and looked at him- We can't fix the ship, seeing you guys don't even have a lousy communicator you surely don't have the materials I need but...I would appreciate staying with you. (Bro Victor chillin at home, Ivan brings back a hot alien Victor-. . . Dissection time 😤

Etson ran over to Ivan and stayed close, he looked around just so he knew his surroundings- Ya..okay

Etson looked at the home- What is that? (Is Victor in this?)

Hell ya)) Etson crossed his arms and smirked- The structure on that...place is horribly disfigured

Etson paused and sighed- Ya..your right, you live alone?

Etson- What's a boyfriend? Ya know what nevermind that.

Victor was asleep book in his lap, he was on the couch. He slowly looked up- Mmmmmh Tera looked over- And who is this you got there?

Victor looked up- What the...? Etson stepped forward and bowed- Subject 347 from sector 3 but you may call me Etson.

Victor got up and walked over to him, he touched his pointy ear- What are you? Etson looked at victor- Just a galactic war veteran. But also mostly known as a narcfud.

Etson looked over at Ivan again- What's that? Victor sighed- It's where I cut into you. Etson shivered- Oh no thank you, at the age of 125 it is mandatory we get a device implanted into us, mine was removed because.... nevermind that but no, no thank you.

Etson- Yes please.

Etson awkwardly stood by the door not knowing what to do- Oookay.

Etson walked into the room and looked around- Alrighty

Victor- Okay so...who the **** was that?

Victor- No like "What" is he?

Ah yes)) Victor layed back running his fingers through his hair- Hmmm so he hasn't tried killing you? Yaknow "galactic wars" like in the movies?

Tera- Yaa...he found his cousins movie collection, Ed was really into that crap Victor- It's just so SWOOSH! AND and it makes no sense. I wonder if I could re-create that one ship...?

Victor sighed- Alright alright. Etson looked around some more, he opened the window and poked his head out- Woa- -he soon flipped over and fell out onto the snow(yes it's winter, tis the season and all that))

Victor got up- Probably another damn racoon in the trash, come Tera we'll use this one as a lab rat

Etson layed in the snow staring at the sky, snowflakes fell onto his body- Wow....earth.

Etson stared at the clouds in the sky slowly passing by, he slowly nodded- Yea...my planet was dull and we never had...this white stuff or those fluffy.. things in the sky.

Etson sat up and wiped the snow off his face- A a ah it's cold.

Etson was wearing a suit that covered his whole body except his head and arms- Brrrrrr I guess I have to adapt to the weather here...is there anything warmer I could..borrow?

Etson looked at it and smiled, he grabbed it and put it on- Thank you.

Etson pointed up at the window, he then noticed all the other windows- It's wierd how many doors you have.

Etson- Well then why did I go out the one up there?

Etson- Is that normal?

Etson- To fall out a window?

(b r o any other rps ya wanna do to or start, like I'm good with this one just feeling like doing more then one but it's cool if not)) Etson got up- I see, this is not normal then..

(neither am I broski, new one to pile on with the others?)

So like when he died as a chald or when one of his many suicide attempts work and Ivan's walks in and juju on that ****in beat?)

Aight ****. I deleted that. Fuccccck)

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