so yesterday me and my bff were eating watermelons.One piece had like a weird white thing on it so she threw it away.I noticed she always throws it in the same direction ''Why do u always throw it at that direction?'' i asked ''Because if we throw it at (neighbor's name) when he's mowing the lawn he'll see something red-pink and he'll think he hit a snake'' so i died of laughter

and then i laughed at the small stain on her shorts

IKR