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Over 3% of all beverages consumed on earth are Coca-Cola brand products.

The mathematical probability of you being born is estimated to be about 1 in 400 trillion.

The dot over the small letter 'i' is called a title.

“sphenopalatine ganglioneuralgia” is the scientific term for brain freeze

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You shouldn’t drink pee, but since it’s mostly water it’s not that bad for you I guess

I need to do my homework

My dog is annoying

I hate Minecraft pumpkins

I hate seagulls

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The most popular boss monster in undertale, sans, is undoubtedly a horrible character (in my opinion). While he in game is upset by the loss of his brother, Sans hadn’t done much to prevent his brother’s death, and also hadn’t done much about the “resets” despite being aware that something was happening to the timeline. While this is all just ignorance on the character’s part, sans also is inconsiderate. While doing a genocide route for the first time, it is almost inevitable that you the player will die. After killing off everyone else in the game, you may have perished at least over 20 times. Sans shows little to no remorse for the character Frisk/Chara in question despite this. To him, all that matters is your suffering at this point.

Peter Parker, AKA Spider-Man, had the initials “PP” Funny, eh?

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Did you know cats have a third eyelid?

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Clickbait is a problem, either you’re being lied to, or you’re a toddler who likes pretty colors. Major YouTube accounts that use clickbait, from what I’ve seen, usually make thumbnails appeal to children around 3-9 years of age.

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Some of what I said previously was copied and pasted Every fact before the “uh” was copied and pasted

According to the CDC, there is currently an E-Coli outbreak going on? Careful with your food

If possible, let’s not travel anywhere and avoid going outside for obvious reasons.

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Melatonin helps you sleep That’s all I know

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