Dumbone: hi de- throws up and water breaks

0.0 Dumbone are you?- OH GOD SHES HAVING THE BABY SOMEONE QUICK

Henryperez: yea back then I was so- *notices me yelling for help and runs to me* hey you alright whats wr- *looks down and sees dumb one water break* holy shi- *faints*

****. ********FUXK YOU MEN ARE ALL SO USELESS! *picks Dumbone up and sprains my ankle trying to but still pushes through while running looking for a taxi* taxi! Taxi! F*ck. HEY TAXI I NEEDA LIFT HERE

Dumbone: *starts pushing out her baby while she’s in my arms* Me:Dumbone can you f*cking wait!? TAXI! *I run infrint taxi car forcing it to stop and then goes in* we need to go to the hospital right now. NOW! HURYY!

*the taxi speeds to a hosital. I comfort Dumbone and brush her tears out of her eyes* sh it’s okay everything will be alright you got that? Dumbone: o-ok..

*Dumbone then starts pushing inside the car* DUMBONE WHAT ARE YOU!?- *the babies head comes out* DUMBONE STOP- *dumbone then takes the baby out and eats it* dumb…one..? What the actual f*ck?.

Dumbone: what?. I couldn’t help it-? Me: you can’t be serious . I. Uh.. f*ck dude F*CK TAXI STOP THE F*CKING CAR

*I take out my lighter and lights the taxi on fire* it’s what you deserve. The taxi driver: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Dumbone: AAAAAAAAAAA Teh end derp ;p

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