I want them too.

What if there was only a pair in the entire universe?

Are you trying to create a new fetish or something?

I pity them.

The amount of degeneracy we lowly humans have stooped to.

Oioioi, what are you implying?

You cunning man (or woman?).

The only thing I managed to make out in your seizure was “no”

Even worse.

Oh no, not at all. I’m just implying that a woman most likely has the advantage when making lewds involving women. I’d know. Especially since I’ve practically read all of the translated yuri I could find.

Now we will end this conversation. As you can see, a user is getting uncomfortable reading this thread.

Lol, no. I’m putting them in a case.

Then, I’ll put the case in a safe, have male bodyguards guard it, and kill off any women who goes near it.

I literally just said in the second thread that there was only a single pair in the entire universe.