Sure... Le Snek Boi!!! Activate!!

Starloaf start your oen ****ing comment

Ill use Iris. She isnt technically my oc but who gives a **** honestly...

You should not be using profanity

Excuse me? I do whatever the fufk i want to, so **** off.

present mic: present mic: *kicks open door w/ Christmas wreath in hands* BAMM MOTHA ****ERS IM HERE AND ITS CHRISTMAS!!!!

Iris is micing a Christmas themes hair dye

Aizawa: *wakes up* What the-

aizawa: were am I?!!

Iris rubs her eyes, obviously tired. 'Ugh... i need social interaction or I'll go crazy again...'

present mic: I am hanging up the Christmas lights!!

'Well, its Christmas... i guess ill go see the neighbors or something...' she puts her coat on and walks outside.

present mic: *hangs up Christmas lights in a total of three hours cuz he a dumbass*

aizawa: ...*snores*

Iris walks to Errors house and knocks on the door

present mic: *shakes aizawa until he's awake* wake up sho, we're going to the skate park! aizawa: ...Its cold tho...

Iris rubs her eyes again, and waits

present mic: then wear a jacket! aizawa: fine!

aizawa: *dies inside....again*

She puts a smile on. 'Hi, im the new neighbor. Just came to say hi, i guess.'

present mic: Come on I will teach you how to skateboard! *literally drags aizawa out*

aizawa: fine!

'Oh. Alright?' She came inside. 'Sorry if i bothered you at all.'

*they go to the skate park, like normal people*

present mic: *has actual TALEnt, unlike aizawa and goes in the bowl somehow?*

Iris takes out a small vial of a pink liquid and pours it in her own hair

aizawa: *sees kid fail epically and break tailbone on ramp*

'Do you have a mirror? I need to fix these split ends.'

aizawa: *laughs at how much he finds himself like the kid, who was wear an "I'm sorry, I can't I have plans with my cat" shirt on* *realizes its his child he put up for adoption a while ago* -op

present mic: don't laugh at the kid, ur just like her! cant even go down a simple ass ramp!

'Thanks.' She heads there and starts cutting her hair

Aizawa: no that's the kid we gave to my cousin and her husband- we couldn't take care of her, remember?

Iris comes out shortly, hair looking better, and sees Error. 'Aw.'

present mic: l-lets go then *nervous laugh*

Iris decides to look around the house

aizawa: lets go visit the new neighbors

'Aww... cute.' She smiles a bit, sanity coming back.

*they go to errors house, and knock on the door*

Eventually she finds her way to Errors room. 'Hm.'

aizawa: its cold, 'zashi, why cant we go home?

present mic: because the new neighbors might want the company of famous people!

'Wierd...'

present mc: Hi!

Aizawa: *whispers to mic* this place doesn't feel....right..

She enters more

present mic: Well its present mic, a pro hero not to brag and that Eraserhead, my husband and hes shy so...idk?

aizawa: yamada, this is NOT a good idea!

'Oh moon lord...'

present mic: yeah I'm suspicious too

aizawa: *goes pale*

She picks it up

present mic: yeah sure *walks in with aizawa*

aizawa: *gives mic a look that says "why you do this to me?"*

'Huh. Interesting. I wonder if he could let me use it to try and make a new hair dye...'

aizawa: *thinks of random thing to say to leave*

aizawa: *randomly* *inhales* iM gAy? *Runs out*

She comes out holding it. 'Hey Error?'

present mic: wtf

present mic: *walks towards the door*

'I was wondering if i could borrow some of this? I think i could make a really cool hair dye out of it.'

present mic: bye! *leaves*

aizawa: *becomes depressed X11000000000000000000

*trigger warning I might make this part have sensitive themes, like attempting suicide*

aizawa: *about to jump off a bridge and kill himself* present mic: WTF DONT

present mic: HELP THIS GUY

Uraraka, who Happens to be standing in a nearby crowd: *gasp* Aizawa-sensei?!!!!

'Eh...'

Aiwa: *le jumps* present mic: *present mic screams* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Uraraka: *makes him float back up*

'So uh... wanna go to the park or something?'

*they take him to see a psychologist*

psychologist:yup the man is possessed!

'Ok... ooh! Can i give you a haircut? I know a style that could look good on you!'

She claps, and then gets out her scissors. 'Youre gonna like this, i promise. If you dont, ill give you 10 dollars back.'

She starts to cut his hair, doing in a style that looks really good on him lmao. 'Done! Whaddya think?'

'You seem so unhappy! Its christmas, for gods sake, lighten up!'

'Whats wrong?'

'Then why cant you be happy?!'

'God... do you have anyone you love, or any family?'

(can i join?)