“Excuse me I may have misheard you. Did you just ask,” *shakes Vallion violently* “WHAT A TOASTER OVEN IS.”

*stops shaking* “Do you know what bread is...”

“Alright its that but heated up. And its GREAT with coffee. And if you don’t know what that is I need to enlighten you.”

“G o o d .” *sits Vallion down* “Now sit while I make toast for you. You’ve been missing out, dude.”

“I was grounded for 7 months with asian parents in the same house. I’ve been through worse then hell.”

“Oh my god this guy’s a boomer. Its when your not allowed to leave the house or entertain yourself.”

“Now eat the toast.” *hands him a plate with toast on it*

“Well are you gonna just look at it?”

“Oh my god do you know how to eat..?”

“THATS LIKE ASKING US WHY WE COOK MEAT.”

“Well actually- Its better cooked. We can eat raw meat, we’ll just have a chance of getting sick. And if you don’t eat your toast I’m going to CrY.”

“PleAse jusT eAt iT— I tHinK sOmeOne cRemAteD tHe remAiNs oF someoNe iN mY tOasTeR oVeN jUst eAt It bEfOre I hAve tO handlE anOthEr lAwsuIT”

“What I mean is, I think that someone burned the remains of someone in my toaster oven. So I am kindly asking you to consume this Toast.”

“i ClEaNeD iT >:(“

“Please just eat it. If you don’t like it I will personally eat it for you.”

“EAT IT PLeAsE.” *sobbing noises*

*puts head down on table and eats toast while still crying*

“Aight now thats some good shit right there. Yeah don’t eat the toast its all mine.”

“So uhh what DO you like eating.”

“THIS WHOLE TIME WE COULD’VE BEEN VIBING AND EATING COOKIES.”

“Just gimme a sec.” *pounds head on table*

“Aight now the real question, are you hungry?” *eats toast*

“Aight then, so what are your hobbies?”

“Bruh why are you so sad. And thats coming from the person who cries and pounds their head on objects as a living.”

“Like no offense- So uhh what happened to your leg if you don’t mind me asking.”

“Oh... you mean the neighbor’s big ass dog that barks at 3am?”

“Aaaahhhhh the three headed big ass dog that barks at 3am....”

“Okaay? What’s it like in hell?” *sits down across from him* “Yes its storytime.”

G?G: can i violently kidnap you? Po form the slendytubbies because logic: thats not how your supposed to....

Po: oh no G?G: *gets out gun and points it to his head* Pwease? Po: Why... Why...

G?G: *helps up* PWEAAASE *has a chainsaw doubled with a machine gun* Po: Rain darnit Glein

Glein: *kawaii screamign that could break your eardrums if it was a notch higher*

Glein: *chokes on spit so loud nosies stop*

Glein: Ow *cough* I should stop yelling Po: *face palm* (Btw is Vallion like ni the animal kingdom as in is he a wolf boi, cat boi, what is he)

(so do lions have dominacne over him like would a lion roar scare him?) PO: *leaves* Glein: *looks weak coughing like that, please have bad thoughts for plot convineans i dont know how to spell it*

(Well like a REALLY LOUD lion establishing alot of dominance) *you notice ammarently somebody trapped u in glass cavern thing*

(what if glass bubble doesnt allow him to teleport) Glein: ow i just hit a rock-

Glein: hEy WaNnA rOaR cOnTeSt? Becuase logic you have to say yes

Glein: *gets out machine gun* and *SUper loud very dominet Lion Roar*

Glein: *chewing on his tail*

Glein: *throws you at a tree to safe you from the overflowing fangirls coming for us*

Glein: *jumps on the tree with you* Yup

Glein: Get in the helicopter we be running

Glein: ah now the tree fell WHY LIFE WHY

Glein: *hotel time*