Why do you want the sports channel? Its so boring

(There’s no infim)

How you watch cat videos don’t come at my beautiful lizards I’m gonna go get a citrus soda of no specific brand, the poor person version of non brand specific citrus soda

Gn gaf, we’ll start driving in the morning (Jack went to the other people in that apartment complex, and cussed them out before running back into his paetment and locking the door, then going to bed Morning gaf! Start packing your stuff.

Infims not part of it at all but ok Alright guys, this is the place! Jack parks in front of a mansion a couple miles away from central New Ammolite

Who? Who’s that?

Alright, you guys take the car, it’s a, rental though, so be careful Gaf later smashes the car into a lamppost and steals a kiddie pool while running back to the mansion

Oh, sick, well I went into town too a purchased a slush ice with my own money one hundred percent, me and moose were just setting up all the plumbing and electronics

We also installed a gaming computer hanging over the toilet

Moose also purchased a beer with his real Id one hundred percent

Gaf delete that

Nevermind So take a walk around our new place, tell me whatcha think!

Alright, I’ll hit up the furniture store with moose

*at the store* Hey moose, what do yo think of this four person couch?

Hmm It’s nice, but how about this comically long sectional couch that has three sections and stretches from the wall to the coffee table

Ok moose short and very sweet Hmm How about this couch that folds out to have another couch on the back?

Moose holdup lemme check something Jack disappears down an aisle, comes out with a whole weight rack Whaddya think?

Reasonable, next time I’m not paying yoir bail, I’m breaking you out

Ooh What do you think about this Moose themed bedframe?

*back at the hardware store* So moose, we’re supposed to get stuff for the mansion, but.. Jack pulls out a frog statuette

I’m gonna name him jeff

Jack: hey look this is a red fedora Moose: buy it Jack: hey moose, it’s a set of paint that never ends! Only 6.99! Moose: go ahead

We need a washing machine, I got this covered *pulls out phone*

I’ll work something out

(Talking to myself) Okay jack, you and your bros needed money, where did that bring you.. a mafia boss, very good *jack starts playing some music from around the corner* Mafia boss:hey, what’s that? GUARDS, SECURE THE PERIMETER

Yo we got our washing machine

Jack snaps the guards neck, and punts the other one isn’t eh nuts, then steps out from around the corner “Hello mister mafia boss, I am in need of some funds..” Mafia boss: WHO THE HECK ARE YOU!? Let’s just say i am not the guy to deny funds for now, okay? *jack pulls out his knife, drops it, throws the mafia boss his gun, and a pack of bullets You have a decision here.. you can hand over the money, or try and shoot me.. pick.

The boss shoots, it hits, but I am uninsured “Oh such a shame.. oh well” Jack slowly walks toward the boss, as if he were a horror villain, while the boss fires shot after shot, the coating over jack from the gem rejects the bullets, and they fall to the ground Jack grabs the gun out of the mob bosses hand, and shoots him once, taking him out Pink walks in, drops his gun, and starts yell8ng at jack Whoopsie

Odd meeting you here, but it’ll be more fun robbing the places

I’ll head somewhere else, cover more ground Jack jumps out the window, falls and you can see blood drain out of him

Uh no? (Jack says, holding a huge money bad labeled “mafia”)

I hear over the call MOOSE I BETTER GET A CUT OF THA- Gaf hangs up

Welp, I better get robbing Jack walks into a sussy building, with a gun in hand “EVERYBODY STOP AND GIVE ME MONEY! NOW”

Jack calls pink “Yo man I just robbed 7k bucks from don’t ask where”

Add on my 7k, I’ll go get some more guys Jack goes out into an alleyway, full of addicts and dealers, turns on some music, and starts dancing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQRb4DZnhn8 He leaves the alleyway with some drugs and 3k bucks Alright, I’m gonna find something bigger Jack goes to the Bank of Ammolite, and goes up to ask for a withdrawal, he says he’s under the name stinky poop butt, then pulls out a gun He leaves with 87k

Alright guys, housewarming cooked llama!

Relax gaf, I did it all with the gem activated, plus we live in a house that’s off the grid, miles away from civilization

YOO IM ON THE NEWS!

AS UNNAMED MAN

Very swell Well I’m gonna paint myself silver and sit by the fountain for 2 hours

Just for the funnies

I got this jacket, dyed denim, dark red and bright red

And a belt

Those shoes are pretty sick, I see you also dyed your hair

Oh nice! These guns knock my other ones down to 82nd place

Moose turned on a movie, and they all fell asleep, but jack stayed awake, he built a new room, an essential room to his studies and career. Then went to bed

Whispering “Guys, be careful, there’s a cop here, lay low, and eliminate”

Officer, we live in a mansion, how do you think?

Yes, me and my bro’s here heard, we were devastated to find out that a really handsome man would do all that!

What do you mean officer?

Just a hunch, so you want me to bake you some cookies or something? Don’t you need a warrant to come into my house? This is my house man

So piss off officer, if you will

No leave

Oh well, he was a jerk

We get in huge trouble, we’ll get out of huge trouble, it’s all temporary, plus we have the gems

Ok officer durHAM, chill out, imisre we can sort this out, show us the proof first

Suspect, no solid proof? You just suspect it?

I’ll act as his attorney. He has a right to one, right? Or are you taking that away too?

Well, we better get down to the courthouse

A suit, I think I can cook something up

Alright, we’ll need to get a rental again though

*Calls a non brand specific stranger picks you up and drives you to your desired destination service car*

Okay, we’re gonna hijack it

Guys, car theft?

GO GO GO Gaf takes off and Jack fails to climb in, so he chases the car, Gaf slows down, and Jack jumps through the window DRIVE! The non brand specific stranger picks you up and drives you to your desired destination service car driver yells and goes into the mansion to yell at moose, moose shoots him and goes back to playing non brand specific console

What’s ross

Yeah pink? What’s up?

I know what clothes are gaf Jack smacks gaf upside the head, as a joke, and the car almost crashes “OH BRI WTF”

OKAY, NEVER DOIGJ THAT EVEN AGAIN

Hmm.. Jacks alks around the store for a while, before picking out a black tie, grey dress pants, and black shoes, and completes it all with a red blazer I’ll just wear one of my dads old dress shirts

Yeah, it does, maybe I’ll bring that along too Let’s go home, I’ll need to weaponize this suit

Okay, I added a fold-in gun to the pocket, a pocket knife under the tuxedo flaps, and I taped a bunch of grenades to the inside of the hat

Yeah, I sure hope nobody ever builds a really big robot and steps on the truck, that wouldn’t be good We scored a McLaren Senna from the non brand specific stranger picks you up and drives you to your desired destination service car driver

Hello your honour, I am Jack Lastname, in defense of Pink Core.

Okay, but do you realize that not every cube head is Mr. Core, right?

Mr Core may have evidence against him, but it doesn’t show proof that it’s him, and you took him to court because of this?

And about the voice thing, you realize that you can easily fake a voice right? Are you that stupid? I know I’m supposed to be professional right now and all that, but really?

I’m not saying that pink didn’t do it, I’m not saying someone else did, I’m not saying anything, I’m simply pointing out your idiotic behaviour in front of judge and jury, the defendant has no proof against him, therefore he has no reason to be here, we should take you to court.

Gaf I have to delete these

So, officer Durham, I see you also act as a prosecutor in court?

What? You can’t find him guilty with no evidence!?

Whispering to gaf Don’t worry gaf, I have a plan EVEYRBODY, STOP

I’m sorry your honour, but please overturn that ruling, there is no evidence against Mr. Core

Fine, but your honour, just a word of advice

Wait lemme give my advice to the judge first Judge.. study into gems, specifically power gems

Okay gaf, our plan? I passed pink a grenade from my fedora while he was being hauled away

We just need to throw a match into his cell, shouldn’t be too hard

Alright.. what next?

Got it Moose *sideways nod* let’s go

Hey moose, the doors are opening, I guess they’re on the way to get gaf Moose: alright, let’s go get their uniforms

Yeah, now to track down Pink

Well that was quick, pink, yo still got that grenade I gave you?

We’ll replace it yeah, lemme get his attention MR CORE, GET UP

We’ll do this after

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Shaking and screaming rn