if i met Shantae
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AdrianaLove
29.07.2018 21:51
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bianca1[OP]
29.07.2018 22:13
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*pinkieblinkieblue.exe has stopped working. Triggered mode activating in 3......2......1*
Me: ......omae wa, mou shinderu. *holds a baseball bat*
Me: NANI!? *gets triggered* *hits shantae in the air with the baseball bat, harder than cypress got hit with it*
Rottytops: She gets triggered easily! Trust me! She has had a hard life! And I saw her get triggered once! It was not pretty!
Me: *swings the baseball bat at shantae*
Me: *teleports behind shantae* Batta batta batta SWING!!!!!!! *swings the baseball bat at shantae as soon as I say "SWING"*
Me: *gets tired for a few seconds* *swings the baseball bat at shantae multiple times*
*stage 2 of the boss fight*
Me: grrr. *throws the baseball bat onto somewhere where it won't be seen* KAMEHAMEHA!!!!!!!! *shoots a deadly laser beam at shantae*
*shantae was somehow able to dodge*
Me: *turns into a tiger and tries to pounce on shantae*
Me: *turns back to normal* *screams loudly, making energy beams appear* (#soundtypeattacks)
Me: *screams for a few more seconds, then stops* *is tired for a few seconds* *glitches* *looks at shantae with glowing red eyes*
*megalo strike back plays* *FINAL STAGE*
Me: *holds a glowing red knife* =) *tries to stab shantae with the knife* *swings the knife at shantae*
*the knife starts to burn shantae's hand*
Me: =) *demented voice* s i n c e w h e n w e r e y o u t h e o n e i n c o n t r o l ?
*the knife floats back out*
Me: *grabs the knife* =) *teleports with shantae to a dark, empty area of a forest* *is surrounded by the seven human souls* *the seven human souls glow and combine with a cracked, glitched soul and vanish* *floats into the air* I control this battle, now. I am the puppet master. I am the warrior you fight. I am karma. I AM THE GOD IN THIS BATTLE. *knife glows and flashes different colors* N o w d i e . =)
•Pinkieblinkieblue is filled with DETERMINATION
•This seems like it could be shantae's end.
*somehow, shantae couldn't be teleported*
Me: *points the knife at shantae and flies torwards her*
Me: *flies faster* *the knife reaches shantae, but somehow doesn't stab her* *bolo had jumped in front of shantae and taken the hit* *shantae notices*
Bolo: *had jumped in front of shantae and took the hit* *bleeds*
Bolo: *looks at shantae* *a tear falls down his face*
Me: *has no control over self* *demonic voice* i guess there are multiple ways to suffer. Grief is one of them. *takes the knife out of bolo and flies away*
Bolo: *falls to the ground* *coughs blood*
Bolo: *gets up but slightly trembles* *bleeds a bit* *hugs shantae* *tears fall down his face* *says weakly* Shantae.....I'm sorry........I had to......I just wanted to protect you.......*slowly dies*
Laurie: *flies over to shantae* *wipes away her tears using a tissue* i can help you.
Laurie: *whistles a little tune*
Bolo: *his injuries dissapear* *starts to wake up* *sees shantae* shantae...?
Bolo: !!! Sh-Shantae! O///O
Laurie: *smiles* I think he might have a small secret he'd like to share with you.
(Godammit, my leg fell asleep. Also, I kinda ship shantae and bolo for some odd reason. Idk why tho. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD)
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Laurie: look at his expression. ^-^ *dissapears*
Bolo: *slightly blushes* o/////o
*bolo looks a bit nervous and is blushing* (irl!me: *hits a table* MAKE IT CANON, MAKE IT CANON, MAKE IT CANON*)
Bolo: *blushes a bit more* o////////o
(MAKE THE F*CKING SHIP CANON! XDDD)
Bolo: *blushes a rosy red*
*shantae realizes what bolo's secret is*
Bolo: I know what it is already. *blushes more* u-um.....
An anon: pffffft. XD *pushes bolo onto shantae, making them accidentally kiss* *dissapears*
(*holy screeching* IT'S CANON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Bolo: *gets off of shantae and blushes* I'm sorry!! >//////<
(Meanwhile)
Nilla: *is walking around*