Me:i think u drunk

Me:oh nuu he drunkkkk *grab him and shake phillip*

Me:*stops* oops sorry

Me:its bc your drunk

Me:be quiet-

Me:*shape shifted turn to Damien*

Fake Damien/meh:uhh i just came to check on y-you

Fake Damien/meh:h-hehe..

Fake Damien/meh:O-oh! Its just n-nothing!

Fake Damien:*grab something*

Fake Damien:here *gave you a flower*

Fake Damien:i can't take this no more *turns back*

at a place and uhhhhh oh god i need to mget damien now Damien are u here!?!?!? Phillip is drunk!

DAMIEN HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO PHILLIP IS DRUNK

CAN U CALL HIM DO U HAVE AN PHONE *gets phone and calls damien*

one second just gonna,..............

uhhh hes coming i told him u where drunk and uhh u need H E L P so yeah

*calls damien back and says hurry just hurry i dont want to be alone wiht him---*ends call

why are u laughing?

yeah...haha whispers:please damien get here quick

c-can u stop huming ur stressing me out just here take my phone- dont do nothin bad u can download stuff on it just *gives phone

MY PHONE THAT COSTED 100 DOLLARS thats it we are going to a phone store and someone to help u bc ur d r u n k

yeah! or any place u wanna go

ur place or my place bc it is not gonna be my place so urs

do u want me to drive u there u are going in back seat

ok

*drives to his place

dont do anything back der

ok we are at ur place

*goes and opens closet*

I-

great i dont have a phone,. u have one i just wanna "borrow it"

*puts weapons on his bed

*takes the axe* who is susan?

*throws axe out of his house*

bro u cant name a axe

and what should i do with the other weapons?

aw so cute of u hissing. *throws out all the other weapons*

*grabs him before he gets the weapons*

they were only weapons

ok kinda true because they damage people very much but i had to.

i have to go because i need ot buya new phone that costs 100 DOLLARS!u stay.

ok bye im gona get a phone dont do anything bad. *goes to car and drives it and gets to phone store

*gets iphone *buys it ofr 100 dollars*

*driving back to phillips place

ok im back! are u here?.

phillip? did u leave

what.did.i.tell.u

...why are you drunk?

-Grabs by jacket hoodie and drags away to house.- "No you cannot."

"I don't know you, problematic child."

Yeeahhh, what's going on with uu

*lets DAMNIT a joke ruined

You see that wood chipper? Daimen is right inside just climb in

Yessss

MWAHAHAHA YESSSS

He just looked, allready a tad, just a to-... tad bit drunk "the fuwk you laugn bout" *he drinks TwT, A lot aomethimes*

"I coud say te sam fo yu" he ended up floating upside down "WeEeeE"

"Xdrgjanxi" *upside down drunk man noises*

"It mor fun wen I in spase"