Green has been wearing that helmet for a year.. Maybe even more- Does that mean... THAT HELMET IS HIS HEAD

Y e s

It is his h e a d He wore it since he came to the ship and since he died It is his head

That means n o t h i n g

Shut up Headless Green is now C A N O N

Y O U are the fool It is canon in ALL canons

U n o s h e i l d n o t a k e b a c k s

Grabs mega uno sword made by God himself and deletes your canon

Y e s N o w h e a dl e s s Green will r u l e

S o y o u r a c c d o e s n o t e x i s t

Oh sorry I just came from 2021 to tell you Green does not exist It´s been 100 years

Green is G o n e Good bye I´m heading back to 2020- Shi- *Heads back to 2020 instead of 2021

oh wait is it white shit uh my blind ass what </3

I'm sorry I'm just brain dead right now I've been waking up at 4:30+ in the morning oand yeah

that moment when school

when the you,,,

no!!!! ☠️🔪

you did not eated a soap.

yes you did I sawed ya

yea,,, um,,, do you is was when do eated the soap?

o K

*Blue stares at white around the corner like 'oh dear lord what happened-'*

*Blue slowly walks over, and picks green up, and then SPEEDS AWAY-* Blue: AAAAAAAAAAAA-*static*AAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

*Blue puts green down, patches greens 02 tank and makes sure there's no other damage* Blue: are you alive and okay??? at all???

Blue: *staaaaaaaaaatiiiiiiicccccccccc* alive????? I hear *s T a T i C m M m M M m * for now but *static again because holy-*

Blue: YES! YO- *static* THANK GO-*static*!!

*Blue was just happy so he hugged green. holyshithewassocold* Blue: you're- ok-*static* right??

Blue: *S I G H S and fixes the radio* Are you okay?

Blue: good. *Black just waddles in lmfao* Black: O' shit wuddup green and blur. ("O' shit wuddup" is just... a thing now. DSaF 2 phrases have broken my mind.)

Black: isn't pain love? *Black tilts his head a little-* Blue: w h a t -

Black: Well I could explain but love is complicated soooo... Blue: black you're so wrong on so many levels-

Black: you see, love hurts, okay, and so that's kinda how you know somebody loves you. They hurt you. or kinda try to kill you but that's and extra amount of love. Blue: that'snothowitworks

Black: no not really. break ups are relief feeling. Blue: he's delusional. *f a c e p a l m *

Black: uhmmm,,, YEAH!!! Blue: wtf

Black: Cyan is smart. Blue: and you're clearly not, black.

Blue: o h n o

*Blue screeches a little lol*

Blue: H ELP-

*Blue is just silently trying nOt tO dIe*

Black: welp I cant see

Black: cyan took blue I think cuz I dont hear him complaining. (WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY BOOTED MY SMALL BRAIN DOESNT UNDERSTAND 😭😭😭😭)

(thAN k you for clarifying my brain now knows more than teachers could ever teach me) black: ...should we be worried for blue or nah?

Black: a h okay. *red is just fixing the lights and then boom lights back on wowowowowow*

*red turns around-* Red: before you kill me I'd like to say something, please.

Red: okokok so um.... uh... shit I hate myself hold on I forgot what I was going to say, give me a moment,

Red: oh, right. Uhm please make sure blue doesnt die like pls akishudaihsd

*d e d *

*Pissed off ghost noises lmfao* (poor bby yellow </3)

*Meanwhile knocked out blue hahahah* Black: I'm hUngRyYyYYyYyYyyY

*Black decides to chase yellow aswell lmfao*

Black: WHY ARE YOU GUYS RUNNING SO FAST

Black: OH OKAY I'LL GO HIT THE BUTTON THEN *Black runs towards cafeteria lol*

*e m e r g e n c y m e e t i n g *

Black: um white is the murderer thing or something

Black: I dont know

Black: I'm color blind :D

Black: ummmmmm no I got it it displays the names on the voting tablet but thank you :D

Black: o K *Black votes white instead pfffft*

black: I have my reasons of voting white teehee.

Black: oh hi white

*Black being stupid intensifies*

*Orange smacks his head on the voting tablet and it chooses white lmfao* (Obviously very logical)

Orange: I ate 20 pounds of sugar earlier Black: t h a t m a y h a v e n o t b e e n s u g a r , t h e n . (Blue is knocked out and unable to come to the meeting so <3)

Black: green vote white pls Orange: y Es

*Black stares at green and s l o w l y T-poses over him lmao*

*Orange grabs white with his tentacles and yeets white in the airlock holy-*

*Orange shuts the airlock and ejects white.... and then flops* Orange: That took most of the strength outta me :,)

*Orange hides his tentacles slowly while blue is just waking up uhmmm*

Black: w h y ? *Blue walks to cafeteria loluasdaihdiasbdh*

Black: oh that's good. that means I can continue T-posing over you. *Blue casually forgot cyan cut the walkietalkies cable*

Black: you're not okay green. *Blue is casually trying to talk to orange but walkie talkie was cut smh* Orange: ...dude why arent you talking.

Black: o h . that's-- uh-- d e e p - ? *Blue just talking without anyone hearing him intensifies* Orange: dude you're being really sus pls speak to me

Black: I w a n t t o b e d e a d n g l . *Blue tries talking again and orange holds both sides of his helmet-* Orange: DOOOOOOOOOOO YOOOOOOOOUUUUUU SPEEEEEEAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKK EEEENNNNGGGGLLLLLIIIIISSSSHHHHHHHHHH?

Orange: omg wait are you mute holy shit I'm so sorry Blue: ._.??? Black: i k r ?

Black: I dont feel like being slapped as soon as I get back on earth *Blue is s o confused* Orange: I thought you weren't english so I did that and now I realize you're mute I didn't mean to insult you omg

Black: mind if I stay too c: *Orange apologizing intensifies*

Black: y a y Orange: here I'll give you a sketchpad and a pencil so you can "talk" to me. *Blue being skilled in the ways of s i g n i n g blue uses sign language lol* Blue: -I'm not mute, I can talk but I dont know why my walkie talkie isnt working- (<- not him talking, he's signing <3)

*Black picks green up while he's passed out* Black: okayyyyyyy... medbay we go. Orange: bLuE wHy aRe yOu dOiNg tIkToK dAnCeS *Black walks to medbay with green hanging off his shoulder lmfao* (My poor blue)

*pissed off blue non-noises* Orange: cyan can you explain why blue's doing tiktok dances?!?! Blue: -what the **** you dumbass I'm using sign language what do you not understand-

Orange: *DRAMATIC GASP* Blue: -no, no, no!!! No I'm not the impostor cyan is lying!!! I wouldn't kill people for fun or anything, ever!!!-

Blue: -I mean... he is my boyfriend so- - Orange: bro that's so sus

*Blue is beyond pissed at this point* Black: yes, cyan? Orange: wtf blue is either mute and doing tiktok dances or he's a mute impostor and doing tiktok dances

Black: oh, how so. Blue: -I'm telling you guys, cyan is such a liar- *Black stares at blue and they just start having a conversation in sign language, my god* Black: -Does Orange really think you're doing tiktok dances- Blue: -omfg thank the lord someone else on this ship understands my signing- Black: hm.

Orange: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Black: it's called sign language you dumbasses Blue: -can you tell orange I'm a crewmate for me please- :,) Black: -yeah sure man.- *ahem* blue is a crewmate.

Black: mhm. Blue: -thank you so much black omg- Black: -no problem- does anyone know why blue's mic/walkie talkie isnt working?

Black: h m . Orange: so he's not mute

Black: Orange what the ****. and cyan you're pretty sus

*Black and blue vote cyan and orange skips lol*

*Black pokes green* Black: my dude I know you're asleep and want to stay asleep but please vote cyan,,,

Black: ...okay who poisoned him?

Black: don't call him a moron!!!!,,,,,,,call me a moron :]

Black: no I am

*Black looks at green and then looks at cyan* Black: so, looks describe iq?

Black: don't what? :}

*Black giggles* Black: what am I going to- pfft- say?

Black: pffft, ow.

Black: I'm gunna say something and everyone is going to judge me for it hahah,, orange: yes pls I wanna bully someone for once

Black: NO COME BACK WAHHHHH Orange: gr

Black: I was going to compliment everyone </3

Black: yeaahhhh I guess that's fair

Black: :,)

*Black is just poking green and blue is just hiding,,,, under the table-*

*Black poking intensifies*

* p o k e , p o k e , p o k e , *

Black: o k . *Black stops casually and then pats green*

Black: ^^

Black: cyan's a noob because he wouldn't let me compliment everyone at the same time s M h

*Hahah knocked out on the floor* Orange: cyan sus omg

*K n o c k e d o u t b e a n * Blue: -oh no this is bad, two of my peers seem to be unconscious. Green and I are awake and cyan's probably going to kill him-

*Blue freaking out in sign language intensifies*

*Blue gets out from under the table and tries to find green*

*Blue searching for green silently continues until he finds him in 02*

*Blue drags green out, into the cafeteria and under the table*

Blue: -dude dont die on me. I have two idiots that could help but they're a l s e e p - *points at orange and black teehee*

Blue: -you better be-

Blue: -anyways what do we do?!-

*Blue gets out from under the table and looks around a little*

*Blue stares at it and blinks*

*Blue calls a meeting* Blue: -it's obvs cyan now vote him or have both of your legs shoved in your eyes-

*Blue votes cyan ofc* Blue: -also somebody needs to fix my walkie talkie or something because it hasn't been working for the past... 2 hours?-

*BLUE DOES A MUTED GASP*

Blue: -if I wasnt scared to hurt people I would've slapped your stupid face already-

*Blue slowly walks over, slaps cyan across the face, and then hides behind green-*

Blue: -okay well uhhhh... once black and orange wake up I'll force them to catch cyan-

Blue: -tell me about it. h e c u t m y w a l k i e t a l k i e -

*Blue nods, takes it, and connects it to his walkietalkie* Blue: testing, testing, 1...2...3.... can you guys hear me?

Blue: thank god. By the way, thank you. it feels so nice to talk again without mute noises. andmyhandsweregettingcramped.

*Blue hugs green cuz h a p p y *

Blue: :,)

*Blue lets go* Blue: okay now help me kick black and orange

*Blue nods and then kicks black in the balls-* Black: O W - Blue: wake tf up

Blue: no it's okay it wakes them up immediately. Black: ithurtsso****ingmuch,ow-

Black: BLUE WHAT ****ING SIZE SHOES DO YOU WEAR-- Blue: S i z e 6 , m e n s .

*Blue does the same to orange h a h a h *

*Blue stares at green* Blue: what are you doing

Windwatcher: " I saw a red light come from over here " 👁👁

Windwatcher: " y e s "0

(didn't mean to put a zero there)

Windwatcher: : y e s i t d o e s "

Windwatcher: " I m a l r e a d y a w a k e "

Windwatcher: " no i t a i n t "

Windwatcher: " T h i s a i n t a d r e a m, W h i t e "