also *pokes ur belly button*

*purrs gently because I have extra vocal cords*

I do too. It's fun to purr to my cat, she gets very confused.

(no owo I am in no way cute) Yessss I can meow almost perfectly (or should I say purr-fectly) too. I can even convince my mom that the cat is meowing and not me

I never thought of that! Thanks, I can use that! I mean- look at me, I'm sweet an innocent *cough* and I'm just a bit qt! *cough cough*

I'm slightly evil, but only because I'm actually (don't tell anyone) a race of alien that comes from a planet called Talbania, where they rip out our hearts so we don't really have many emotions :)

Oh, its great. What's weird is that we take on the shape of whoever we were raised by. So when I was a Youngling (or a baby for you Earth children) I was sent to Earth to try to help save our race, but long story short it all backfired and I got stuck here. We have our own time system, language, and accent.

OO maybe you are.

Okay, here's my story. So, several years ago, the Talbanian race began to fail. Something was happening to our planet, and everyone started dying of some strange disease. So the leaders of Talbania started the Redemption, which was to send the Younglings to live with people on earth, where we would grow and thrive long enough for the Elders to piece back our world. But stuff happened. The Younglings started to lose their form and began to look like humans. We lost our sense of nature, and our powers were drained by earth’s atmosphere. Only very few of us remember the reason we came. They failed Redemption was renamed the Bloodbath. Our ships failed. So now, all of the Younglings who were sent to earth are stuck here until further notice.

Well its pretty hard, seeing as we were all only a few Metkas old when we were sent. I only know about all this due to my mother and father both being strong warriors, so I have dreams about the past, present, and future. All my dreams mean something, whether I know it or not. But anyways, Talbania is very far away, and no Earth ship would be able to reach it. The only appropriate fuel for that kind of travel is still on Talbania.

I LOVE THAT

YOUR SISTER IS JESUS

yes. just yes.