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ClarkCantPark
25.04.2022 18:27
LinkTwo Canadians die and end up in Hell. Satan decides to pay them a visit, so he walks into their room and sees them talking and laughing. Confused, he asks them why they're happy.
They tell him, "Well, we're so sick of the cold where we're from, and this place is nice and toasty."
Satan, annoyed, storms away and goes to Hell's boiler room, where he turns up the temperature.
He goes back to the Canadians' room, along the way being begged by all sorts of people to put the heating back down. He enters the room to see the Canadians having a barbecue. Furiously, he asks them what they're doing.
"Well, we can't pass up this wonderful weather without getting out the barbecue!"
Satan realizes he's been doing the wrong thing. He goes to the boiler room and turns it down until it's at a colder temperature than ever seen on earth.
He knows he's won now, so he goes back to the Canadians' room, only to see them jumping up and down in excitement.
He shouts at them in fury, "WHY ARE YOU STILL HAPPY?!?!?!
ClarkCantPark
25.04.2022 18:27
LinkThey look at him and shout at the same time, "Hell froze over! That means the Leafs won!"
OfficialRealJack[OP]
25.04.2022 18:29
LinkScrew the leafs
ClarkCantPark
25.04.2022 18:32
LinkHow do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool on a hot summer day? Blow a whistle and say, "Everyone out of the pool, please!”
How do you get 20 Americans out of a pool on a hot summer day? Blow a whistle and say, "For your own good and the safety of others, stay in the fucking pool!”
OfficialRealJack[OP]
25.04.2022 18:33
LinkYeah pretty much
ClarkCantPark
25.04.2022 18:39
LinkWhy do Canadians get such a good supply of hard water? This is because most of the water is frozen!
OfficialRealJack[OP]
25.04.2022 18:40
LinkWhy do Americans have such a good supply of beer?
Morbid obesity!
ClarkCantPark
25.04.2022 18:44
LinkWhat constitutes fifty percent of Canada? The letter A
OfficialRealJack[OP]
25.04.2022 18:50
LinkWhat is America? Obeseland