Josef sings some cringe ass song to cover up peachfuzzs real use. Aarons like what the freak and tries to leave but time skip! Its like 8pm and they decide to have some drinks and Aaron is noticeably drunk and tries to say he needs to drive home. Josef is like "but you're over .08 (or .8 idk) ur gonna get a dui!! Stay for the night it's ok.." And Aaron still wants to leave and Josef tells him a secret abt peachfuzz

"The internet speed in our house was slowing down. A buddy at work told me that my browsers history was full. I went home and I checked it..Aaron, I saw unspeakable things. 🌽ography. Animal 🌽ography. Tons of it. Only 2 people used the WIFI, aaron. Me and my wife. I was not looking at animal 🌽. I told my wife I was called into work. I went to the 99 cent store and bought Peachfuzz. I snuck in through the back window while she was sleeping. I tied her up. I ❗❗❗ped her. I ❗❗❗ped my wife." Then bro cried

I can't type it all my brain is slowing down already