Incorrect quotes for u guys!
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BasTheSmolFurry[OP]
08.03.2021 14:40
Link1st:
Henry: How's the sexiest person here~?
Charles: I don't know, how are they~?
Henry, flustered: I-
ellie, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!
BasTheSmolFurry[OP]
08.03.2021 14:41
Link2nd:
Henry, trying to ask Charles out: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Ellie: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?
BasTheSmolFurry[OP]
08.03.2021 14:42
Link3rd:
Sven: If Henry and I were drowning, who would you save?
Burt: You two can’t swim?
Henry: It’s a hypothetical question, Burt! who would you save?
Burt: my time and effort.
BasTheSmolFurry[OP]
08.03.2021 14:42
Link4th:
RHM: This is bothering me.
Reginald: Well, you are digging up a corpse.
RHM: No, not that. That's, uh, pretty par for the course, actually.
BasTheSmolFurry[OP]
08.03.2021 14:43
Link5th:
RHM: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Reginald: Killed without hesitation.
RHM: No.
BasTheSmolFurry[OP]
08.03.2021 14:43
Link6th:
RHM: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?
Reginald: Stop romanticizing the past.
BasTheSmolFurry[OP]
08.03.2021 14:43
Link7th:
Burt: *Accidentally hits Sven in the face*
Burt: *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m ****ing sorry' and 'Are you okay'*
Burt: ARE YOU ****ING SORRY?!
Sven: What’s wrong with you?!
BasTheSmolFurry[OP]
08.03.2021 14:44
Link8th:
Burt: God, give me patience.
Sven: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Burt: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.
BasTheSmolFurry[OP]
08.03.2021 14:45
Link9th:
Burt: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE
Sven: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially
Burt, desperately, as Sven bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Sven: Oh! B positive.
Burt: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Sven:
flip-user
08.03.2021 14:45
LinkXD im trying not to laugh
BasTheSmolFurry[OP]
08.03.2021 14:46
LinkShould I turn these quotes into animations?
flip-user
08.03.2021 14:47
Linkif ya wanna
flip-user
08.03.2021 14:47
Link#7 was the funniest in my opinion lolz
flip-user
08.03.2021 14:48
Linkbut if u r dying of boredom make the anims
BasTheSmolFurry[OP]
08.03.2021 14:49
Link10th:
Jacob, standing with their back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Ellie.
Ellie: How did you do that without turning around?
Jacob: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.
BasTheSmolFurry[OP]
08.03.2021 14:51
Link11th:
Burt: I know you snuck out last night, Sven.
Dave: Play dumb!
Sven: Who's Sven?
Dave: NOT THAT DUMB!!!
BasTheSmolFurry[OP]
08.03.2021 14:52
Link12th
Store Worker: Would a Mr. Burt please come to the front desk?
Burt, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: points to Sven and Dave
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Sven and Dave, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Burt: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-
BasTheSmolFurry[OP]
08.03.2021 14:53
Link13th:
Burt: Hey Sven,
Sven: Yes?
Burt: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?
Sven:
Sven: Where’s Dave?
BasTheSmolFurry[OP]
08.03.2021 14:54
Link14th:
Burt: *Screams*
Sven: *Screams louder to assert dominance*
Dave: Should we do something?!
Henry, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.
BasTheSmolFurry[OP]
08.03.2021 14:54
Link15th:
Burt: Sven, I'm sad.
Sven: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay.
Dave: Henry, I'm sad.
Henry, nodding: mood.
BasTheSmolFurry[OP]
08.03.2021 14:54
Link16th:
Burt: Tonight, one of you will betray us.
Sven: Is it me, Burt?
Burt: No, it’s not you.
Dave: Is it me, Burt?
Burt: It’s not you either.
Henry: Is it me, Burt?
Burt:
Burt, mockingly: Is IT mE Burt?
BasTheSmolFurry[OP]
08.03.2021 14:55
Link17th:
Burt: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-
Burt and Sven, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!
Dave: Our turn, Henry! One, two, three- vanilla!
Henry, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.