muahahahahahahaha!

Alright! Alright! I'll spare you! *puts you in a bowling aisle* This is my second throw! *Throws the bowling ball and hits Joelle as the Wii announcer says "NICE SPARE!"*

Okay for real, I'll stop! *picks you up and gives you a 1-up and a cookie*

They're chocomint flavored! Anyways hru?

Poo, then what kind of cookies do you like? That's nice, I'm working on a drawing!

Aight, here ya go! *Gives you chocolate chip and milk* It involves Zen Maria! (I'm so sorry I cannot stop rambling on about her!)

That's PAPA Doggo to you Joelle! *wheeeze* Bruh I kinda wanna tell you about a dream I had about her!

(Cries in missed the Mama Luigi joke) Awawawawawawawa So I was having a mental breakdown (very fun). and then she appeared (because it was a dream and all) with kaleidoscope eyes which put me into a trance.

AYOOOOOO, and I will always return with LOTS and LOTS of gallons of milk, unlike other dads.... Idk what happened, but I turned into the carbon copy male anime protagonist and she grabbed my hand and placed it against my heart.

*GAWR GURA INTENSIFIES* Ooooh~ You now have a crush on Zen Maria eh? After she did that she calmly said, "Feel your heartbeat...It is full of lots of love, beautiful love..."

I was just teasin'! But yeah she's so cool! "Become one with your heartbeat....You are filled with beautiful love..." she said in a tranquil tone. And the sound of my heartbeat became louder and more calmer. And then I woke up relaxed.

Nah nah, your my friend

Lmaooo no

I don't read math 👍

Now I shall * dances and then dies *