tbh they kinda are

my wife is the type to be on some stuff (reload) and then come back and then start posting random funny stuff i laugh at or i love (cock the gun) and then leave again and then my kids being in the washer for some reason (shoots)

are shit butt poop got a glock at ur head rn /j

yesh

uh sure lol

tbh yes cuz they goin' 2 their grandma's :D

kk here we go! *gets out of the car and knock on the door* is anyone there??? hello?!

are you trying to be dramatic or whatever cuz like-?

then why do you kick down the- <0>_<0> y'know what nvm. let's just focus on what we came to do here and get it done >>:)

BRUH THATS KEVIN WHY YOU DO THAT TO THEIR HOUSE OMG MIKAS GONNA KILL ME!!!

*kevin is just sitting there regretting coming home*

oh shoot mika's here... RUN!! *mika's home in her car with the kids* *i hide in the tallest tree*

*whispers* SSSSHHH!!! SHES"S HERE! HIDE!

<0>_<0> ur dead-.

ur literally standing there and she knows who you are-

lol-

*looks to watch chaos happen cuz mika is mad asf* <0>_<0>

ur fault-

ur fault-

fine >:( *jumps down from tree* mika you need to stop- >:( *mika shoots huge fiery blast and hits me* AAAHHHHHHhhhhhhh- *is flown away far*

*mika just thinks your weird and just stands there and walks right through the blast like it was nothing*

*is just somewhere in the world*

*meanwhile in hawaii* aahhh yes i got me some babes and mabes and coconuts and pineapples and other things- *meanwhile in where ever we live* chaos and death.

yes KIORI9

yes. a-are you judging my sexiness and personality rn? i'm so offended <0>_<0> *dramatic sob cry fart* /jjj

>>:(

yes

yes-ism