everyone joining this, my friends, etc, theyre caretakers in this adoption center/daycare thingy told by the eyes of me ""so uh, one day i went out to get the newspaper... and there was a basket of something screaming. i threw the baskeyt inside and picked up the newspaper, then all the staff gathered around to see what i found. inside was a small, thing, with a stock for a neck and 2 sirens facing opposite directions. it was screaming its ****ing lungs out, and it looked so malnourished it wasnt even funny. i commented, 'this thing is so ugly. i absolutely love it. can i keep it?' and everyone wanted to share so we became communist. but yeah nobody has wanted thing thing so now its ours"