DATE ME HELLO
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Chevy-vrooom 
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13.07.2021
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Chevy-vrooom[OP]
13.07.2021 17:15
LinkA dating profile for TOMMY
Are your HEAD HAIRY enough for my amazing HAIR?
I'd rather be in love than right any day.
To only the best men out there,
I'm a FUNNY kinda man, who likes nothing more than TALKING TO WOMEN with the right man, and socialising with my good mate, A FLIPANIM VETERAN, who admires my HILARIOUS qualities.
None of my current partners understand me. I need to meet somebody special - somebody I really connect with.
The first thing people usually notice about me is my DELIGHTFUL personality, closly followed by my smashing HAIR. I can be a jerk when I don't know people well - with body parts like my HAIR and my LEGS, I can afford to be.
I work as a DOING UR MOM, helping UR MOM. This allows me to exercise my skills: BEING 100% MORE HILARIOUS and GETTING WIVES. One day, I was just about to stop work when A FLIPANIM VETERAN appeared from nowhere and congratulated me on a job well done. "TOMMY, that was a job well done." That's the kind of thing people say to me on a daily basis. Of
Chevy-vrooom[OP]
13.07.2021 17:16
LinkOf course, now, A FLIPANIM VETERAN and me are best friends, and the praise runs like water. A lesser man would get a big head.
My life goals include:
Meet Douglas Adams' ghost
Shoot a follow-up to the perfume advert I star in
Become the best DOING UR MOM I can be
If you're the right man for me, you'll be NOT FUNNIER THAN ME and QUIET. You won't be afraid to DATE ME and will have a healthy respect for WOMEN.
My ideal date would involve MINESCRAFT in LODON with a SHORT man by my side. While we're there, I evaluate your HAIRY HEAD, checking that you're up to my understandably high standards.
Men only get one chance with me. For every man who displeases me, there are another 111 waiting in the wings to replace you.
So long and thanks for all the fish.
If you're worthy, get in touch!
TOMMY
TOMMY
