Me as Nightgaurd: *hears noise in vents* why wont these ****ing animatronics STAY AWAY?! *closes vent*

Me as Nightguard: what the?! *tries to fix them, but fails* GAH! I have to go to the storage room...

Me as Nightguard: GAH! How did you get in here?! *shines light in Oliver's eyes on accident*

Hazel: The hell going on 0-0

Me as Nightguard: sorry, sorry... *turns off flashlight* you seem more... friendly than the other animatronics

Me as Nightguard: Oh, hey there Hazel

Hazel: Hi. Please tell me what the **** is happening ;w;

Hazel: I'm still veryyyyyy confused.

Me as Nightguard: *quickly shuts off killer mode* God damn... if that had stayed on, we all would have been killed...

Hazel: I still dunno what happening. THE **** YOU MEAN WE WOULD HAVE BEEN KILLED- ;w;

Hazel: wHo iS yOu?

Me as Nightguard: i forgot your the new nightguard... Look, these animatronics come to life at night trying to kill whoever is in that chair *points at chair* and usually its because of the killer mode they have FOR SOME ****ING REASON! *facepalms* Why did I take this job...?

Hazel: The goddamn F U C K-.Wait how do I have a job. I'm only 14 o-o

Hazel: POURQUOI J'AI ACCEPTÉ CECI POURQUOI J'AI ACCEPTÉ UN EMPLOI QUE JE PEUX BAISER MOURIR À JSDKJSDKJSDKKKKK

me as Nightguard: THE ****?! *Trys to fix, but fails* GOD WHY DID I WANT TO BE A MECHANIC?!

oden: what the hey is going on here?

Hazel: Ow-

oden: um... hi? *adjusts his hat slightly*

Hazel: I'm unconfortable ;-;

oden: not gonna lie... same..

Hazel: F U C K THIS S H I T IM OUT

oden: *wacks oliver with one of his extra legs*

Hazel: Hell no-

oden: why did you try and attack me?

kay here

oden: why do you even have that? that's really unsafe... (oden likes safety a lot)

The videos blocked for me. School Computer

Hazel: WILLIAM IS A FOOL

here

oden: don't know who that is... sorry

Hazel: It's the designer of all the animatronics

oden: what?

Hazel: N O T I T

oden: i don't.... that's not safe though....

Hazel: ***** JUST ****ING DO IT

Hazel: *Casually has mental breakdown lmfao*

oden: ummmmmmm......

Hazel: ;w;

oden: you do it!

Hazel: Why me ;-;

oden: cause i don't want to!

Hazel: Well I don't either?!

oden: i don't care!

Hazel: >:C

oden: well that solves that...

Hazel: Yes.Yes it does...

oden: is he okay...?

Hazel: *checks his eyes*.T-they are-

oden: so he is okay?

Hazel: Let's hope so?

oden: then that's good

Hazel: Anyway's...Who even is u-

oden: me?

Hazel: Yes you (I mean Oliver lmfao)

Hazel: Oh-Well i'm Hazel-

oden: wait. wait. wait. how does a human have a child with a robot?

Hazel: Probably real life gacha logic lmao

oden: yes

Hazel: y e s

oden:..so...

Hazel "yOu lIkE jAzZ?"

oden: no

Hazel: Good :>

oden: 0-0

Hazel: Wut

Me as Nightguard: * walks in with Starbucks coffee cup* I left to get coffee for 5 minutes, AND THIS IS WHAT ****ING HAPPENS?!

oden: oh hello new person

Hazel: Yes it was chaos

oden: true

Hazel: Now what-

oden: idk

Hazel: Can I go home?

oden: be my guest

Hazel: Wait I don't have a home owo

Me as Nightguard: *sips coffee* God dammit, why do I work with with such dumb ****ing people?

oof i can't sorry