alien adventure
.UNDERANIM. (PILOT)
uno punch man vs sanic
Thank tou guys!
CL莫舒/孩子气的战争1
Ball
弗朗西斯·波诺弗瓦
homestuck rp?
by:
What-did-i-miss 
431
431
27.02.2019
188 comments
What-did-i-miss[OP]
27.02.2019 01:23
Linkim mentally drained
//jebus here we go//
Well, f9r starters it c9uld serve as an insult t9 many 9f pe9ple. Many tr9lls and humans alike have disability and have it very hard t9 h9ld sta6le. 6y saying 9ne is mentally drained c9uld 6e used t9 intend the hurting 9f 9be a feelings, alth9ugh I understand y9u mean n9thing 6y saying that, I still m9st inf9rm y9u it c9uld 6e 9ffensive t9 a many 9f 9thers.
//i ****ing choked//
Ah, I see, thank yo+u for giving me such detailed insight and awareness to+wards the specific to+pic.
Y9u are m9st welc9me P9rrim, thank y9u f9r understanding.
//I can rant longer. But I'm having a hard time telling if she's being sarcastic or not lmao
//lmao she is, but my sarcasm is on point. please do so though, because i ****ing laughed
*soft withheld laughter*
O+f co+urse my dear lo+ng panted child
I have deemed myself wo+rthy o+f acting in the ro+le o+f a mother, just as the Do+lo+ro+sa had taken care o+f the signless
I understand that 6ut it makes me unc9mf9rta6le. Please cease.
//wE nEed A cRonus
//WE DO
i understand yo+ur wishes, but i also+ have my o+wn, and will continue to call yo+u child as if i gave birth to+o+ yo+u like a no+rmal human mo+ther wo+uld lo+ng pants bo+y.
...... Please d9 n9t. I find that rev9lting.
//bE cRonus sO I dOn't hAve tO flIrt wIth MyselF
distant brooklyn accent*
yes they are wwhat the **** are you talking about
loud porrim wheeze*
sEE I TO+LD YO+U
//wheeze im not used to his quirk im sorry
//forgive me
porrim kinda wheezed really loudly*
cronus quirked an eyebrow*
growvling could be considered offensiwve you knowv
Others could take it as a disrespectful thing, you knowv. Or it could be considered as rude.
//knees weak, nintendo spaghetti, my body is ready
You're grovwling at someone kankri, you should knowv better, as the king of political correctness and politeness.
*snarky comment? on MY pc? its more likely than you think.*
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I must tell y9u Cr9nus that y9u of all pe9ple sh9uld n9t say that. Y9u make snarky c9mments, and pick 9n Mituna. Y9u as well seem t9 have a liking of making fun 9f and hitting 9n pe9ple, s9mething n9 9ne seems t9 enj9y. I am simply expressing my em9ti9n, y9u are 9ne the main causes f9r my gr9wling. 9ne of the reas9ns every9ne is angry part 9f the time is in fact y9ur fault, I mean n9t t9 9ffend you Cr9nus, as y9u are my c9mrad, 6ut y9u are n9 9ne f9r n9t 9ffending 9thers either. I find may6e if you stepped 6ack and realized 9thers can express themselves, and that it d9esn't always have to 6e t9 y9ur liking, while I can agree with y9u that n9t every9ne can 6e m9re 9pen to 9thers triggers as I am, I d9 n9t see anywhere that y9u have tagged a trigger in which my gr9wling w9uld 9ffend y9u. Y9u see, I find that expressing y9urself is 6etter than keeping it 69ttled up.
*He took a breath*
It als9 is a f9rm 9f em9ti9n that 9thers have the a6ility to sh9w. I understand that it may 6e triggering t9 s9me, 6ut-
//shrugs we all good
he's kinda violet
hh squints and crosses his arms softly*
Ok we get it, you made your point kankri. You're-
*loud gay cough*
right.
.... *He seemed oddly confused that someone would say that, or that he listened to the small part of what he was originally gonna say*
//you silenced kankri
//wheeze that's new
*he kinda looks away from the other
he doesnt enjoy being corrected*
You tell nobody that i said that, got it?
she lowkey fades into the shadows
*soft screaming is heard from cronus*
i foRgOt
he glances back at kankri*
if she ****ing tells anywvone she's gonna die.
i cant have that get out
(soft uwu
(do you wanna do a sin rp or nah?
(I mean as I've said, I like have no idea how to do smut, but it can be suggestive)
..... That's 9ffensive.
//loud shrug
//im lowkey down with that ig
aggressive facepalm*
i honestly dont care at the moment
//loud gay sweating
//it could be suggestive ig
he glares back, arms crossed
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//alrighty. But you know cronus will be one to lead into that
Cr9nus.
//I accidentally copied the rant again and couldn't delete.it LmAo
//ofc he will because kankri's a p u s s y
//oof
Wvhat do you want?
//good
Wvhat part of that was impolite, because i personally think this wvhole conversation was shitty
Cr9nus that's extremely uncalled f9r! 9th barely speak t9 me anyways!
he picked at his eyebrow and looked back up at kankri*
A lot of things i do are uncalled for.
*he's grinning. why is he grinning.*
I w9uld agree. *he crossed his arms* and while we are 9n the su6ject, I must tell y9u-
*interrupt him. Please interrupt him.*
*haha you gave him the perfect chance to shut him up*
Howv about we dont start that
*he lowkey grins and pulls kankri over by the waist, ignoring his sounds of rejection*
Cr9nus y9u kn9w I dislike it when- what are y9u d9ing.
//stoned faces looks up at him with the most disgusted voice, that is all I heard//
his grin widens at the other's discomfort*
perish
*he softly leans down and connects his lips to kankri's. this is what happens in human greaser films, so it should get kankri to shut up for atleast a second*
*although it should have been beautiful kankri pushed away from him. #Physicalcontact.*
What are y9u d9ing?!!
That is highly inappr9priate!!
*He seemed more flustered than mad, and more confused than flustered*
//haha mission acomplished
Maybe that wvas the point. wvho knowvs?
*he's softly flushed, and grinning extremely wide*
*He looked up at him as his confusion turned into anger*
Cr9nus. I d9n't want t9 play y9ur games. I t99k an 9ath. Remember.
*He should stop talking again ewe*
I nevwer stated it wvas a game, and you dont knowv my ulterior motivwes Kankri, so calm the **** down.
*his happy demeanor quickly became sour*
he hissed softly*
̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶s̶e̶e̶m̶ ̶m̶o̶r̶e̶ ̶i̶m̶m̶a̶t̶u̶r̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶n̶ ̶u̶s̶u̶a̶l̶
Then you havwe no excuse to say you arent playing my "games"
he exhaled loudly and sat down, dragging a hand down his face.
he softly mumbled under his breath and then raised his voice*
fine, wvhatever, leave.
.... Are y9u affected by my abssence?
//gotta say, with my normally bad grammar I make a pretty good kankri
//indeed you do
he stared back at the other, not replying for the fear of being deemed a loser.
*He stared at him for moment, realizing how pathetic he seemed. After a few seconds of science he sat back down*
//sweats who are you calling pathetic, i cant t e l l
he exhaled loudly and placed his palms over his eyes
//chokes ok but yeah
unshakable masculinity is a g o*
i'm not upset
Whatever y9u say, Cr9nus.
*He signed and looked.at.his feet. i need gayness now come in cronus*
he leaned over softly*
soo,,,, wvhen wvould physical contact be acceptable to you?
cronus.exe does not know how to gay at the moment*
UgH- c9ugh- whAt-?
Uh n-n9ne???
*quickly leaned away
But he is the exact definition of the gay*
he scooted his body to face kankri and crossed his legs*
̶b̶e̶ ̶g̶a̶y̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶f̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶m̶i̶n̶u̶t̶e̶s̶ ̶k̶a̶n̶k̶r̶i̶ ̶j̶e̶s̶u̶s̶ ̶c̶h̶r̶i̶s̶t̶
//YOU BETTER SHAPE UP! CUZ I NEED A MAN~! AND MY HEART IS SET IN YOOUUUUU~!!!//
Why are y9u l99king at me like that?
//CHOKES
he flushed softly*
like wvhat? i'm not do ing a nythin g out of th e ordina ry?
.... Y9u're still messing with me.
//I almost just put two w's on god
//wheezes loudly
he shifts uncomfortably*
i wvas nevwer messing wvith you wvhat are you on about
he rests his hand on the other's cheek softly and leans in quickly, kissing the other male.
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s o
*insert quiet nervous laughter*
did he ruin this?
he thinks so.
chris t
h owv do i put this
i
like you
romantically
//he's suffering x10
do you
enjoy wvatching me suffer
//i accidentally spilt it all over the kitchen floor
*take a course of a c t i o n k a n k r i*
he wheezes softly
hes bright violet
oh no
//please forgive me
//ill clean it up
//you better.
..... *sighs*
//without the spice kankri is motionless
//is ded
I d9nt want t9 d9 this. *He muttered to himself*
Cr9nus?
*this is trigging
He sat up on his knees and kissed cronus, placing his hands on his face, unsuccessfully trying to kiss him right*
*LOUD WHEEZE*
woah he's ****ing p u r p l e
i mean
this is weird but like
its good
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Just because i'm blunt do+esnt mean i'm rude
He's my ado+pted human child no+w, and i care fo+r him
his name is
l o+ n g p a n t s b o+ y
there is a lot of paperwork involved to adopt someone
you can't just decide your his adoptive mother
quiet lo+ng pants bo+y
bo+ld o+f yo+u to+ assume i didn't take the time to+ fill o+ut these human ado+ptio+n fo+rms.
did you
because other things also have to happen
the papers have to be approved
yo+u assume that i didn't do+ my research o+n ado+tio+n befo+re ado+pting my new so+n
i was seen fit as a mo+ther
i've been appro+ved
i'm go+o+d
really
and is he okay with this
because
last I checked
he is an adult
or at least if he was a human he would be
so
yeah
logic
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shut it kankri. yo+u're my child, no further questio+ns, and i do+nt care what yo+u say. thank yo+u fo+r co+ming to+ my TED talk.
(I'm gonna have to go as it is past twelve and I have to wake up early tomorrow)
I'M AT MY ****ING P9INT. I'M D9NE.
*gently takes off sweater and places it in the ground and storms off*
ITS ****ING FUNNY I CANT BREATH
ITS AT YO+UR ARMPITS HUV GYRUVH UEIJ