breaking news:
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Theotherhuman 
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06.05.2019
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cxcaneaddixtion
06.05.2019 02:36
Linkowo
Theotherhuman[OP]
06.05.2019 23:26
Link;w;
and uh, not that i don't have any faith in you
but i don't think she'd hesitated to take a chunk out of you
with her teeth....
there's a bunch of versions of him
personally, I'm in love with the NORMAL Loki!
not the Marvel Loki.
well
I guess technically it would be Like a mixture between normal loki and marvel loki :v
but mixing them together would still be something different so :P
...
the only reason I like him like that is because I relate to him
If she wants a fight she might die because I carry a knife with me everywhere I go other than school
and there I have forks, butter knives, spoons (sppon out le eyes),pencils(led poisoning + stab stab), and an assortment of other ways of killing people + I hardly ever go outside and when I do it's when my dad drags me along somewhere (he trained in the military for a little while)
won't stop her
i'm afraid my friends would arm her, and my friends have a bit of a weapon-fetish involving ripping scissors in half and shaking peeps with them, she'd still probably die but y'know
I might still get hurt :v
Eh well
I usually have a body guard so
I can use them :P
humans and their things called feelings
stupid mortals :P
I only feel love to people I can't have or people that might be taken away from me and my best friend flirts with so they might become a couple one day :v
so
y e a h
I'll use their overprotectiveness as a sheeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillllllllllllldddddddd
..................................................
i get led pencils
they literally say led on them
so
I could sue them if they don't have actual led in them :v
uh
g o o d q u e s t i o n
I think it's love but I might just be mistaking it for something else -w-
anyway that kid IS my bodyguard... so if she died, welp
we'd have to write a REAL obituary :D
and also cry real, actual tears...
you know, i've never experienced the death of a human i was close to, just a couple hamsters, and i wasn't THAT sad over them cuz they only lived like a year, oof
the only definition of love i understand is LEVEL OF VIOLENCE >:D
(distant megalovania)
OH FUUuuu
1. I've experienced death. I threw a party at his funeral. I think he'd have liked that actually :/
2. yeah
3. good luck with that mate, also :
love
/ləv/
noun
1.
an intense feeling of deep affection.
"babies fill parents with feelings of love"
synonyms: deep affection, fondness, tenderness, warmth, intimacy, attachment, endearment; More
2.
a great interest and pleasure in something.
"his love for football"
synonyms: liking, weakness, partiality, bent, leaning, proclivity, inclination, disposition; More
verb
1.
feel a deep romantic or sexual attachment to (someone).
still liking LOVE better
(more megalovania)
AH SHUT UP! YOUR BROTHER ALREADY DIED!
(megalovania fades to "alL ArOunD me ArE FAMiLIAr fAAceS-")
..............
*stares at ftw with an expression of remembering something and being scarred all over again*...........................
*inhale* *exhale*
...my friend changed it into '**** The Whore'
He scares me sometimes
I mean not actually scares me but like
wtf dude
(wheeze)
i thought it was f*ck the what for so long
because it'd wtf backwards..
wtf
ftw
...dun dun dunnnnn
it is
but my friend changed it
ALL MY FRIENDS ARE F*CKIN DIRTY MINDED OTHER THAN MY PAPYRUS FRIEND