Thepapersandwich *holds mic up* Do you regret your decisions?

FIGHT MEH HE ISH MAH SEMPAI

NO SEMPAI IS MINE >:( HE DOWES T LOVE YOU HE INLY LOVE ME! ILL PROVE IT! SEMPAI COME HERE! *sempai comes over* “Yeah” DO YOU LOVE ME OR THE EMO RAINBOW?! “I ONLY LUV YOU TOTALLYEET!”

(morphs into a half-demon-half-angel-half dragon-half omega super powerful hybrid

When i am done i'll be da oney one for mah sempai to love

*morphs into angel demon wolf fox peacock hawk Phoenix goddess with sun and moon powers* (Sempai morphs into a half unicorn half demon half griffon half bear half lion) NO U WILL DIE! *bites your neck and kills u* *eats your meat and spleen*

Blegh ded

SO

(let me type)

I AM SHADOW MIST ECLIPS, A HALF-WOLF-HALF-ANGEL-HALF-DEMON-HALF-HAWK-HUMAN HYBRID AND AM ALSO A PRINCESS AND MY FAMILY BEATS ME

8/10 cringe level

OMGHEE SMAE!!!!!! LETS GET MARRYED AND HAVE 200000000 KIDS THAT WE PUNCH!!

WELL IM A HALF CROW HALF LION HALF PEACOCK HALF CAT HALF JAGUAR HALF DRAGON HALF PHOENIX HALF KOALA HALF DEMON HALF ANGEL NAME MAREE SUEE

NOOOOOOO IM HALF ANGLE HALF DAEMON HALF VAMPIRE HALF WEARWOLF HALF DRAGON HALF MERMAID!1!!1!1!1!1!

My ocs: "oh damn we are normal-"

noo im half cat half slug half turtle half odd1sout

8/20 cringe level

eats you

Well I’m half odd1sout half jaiden animations half somethingelseyt

Oh and I forgot I’m also half jazza

cringes

****s stuffed animal and moans

sans cmere yur so hot and sexy

8/10 cringe level 10/10 Gross level

7/10 cringe level

I NEED YOUR SEED BECAUSE IM DEPRESSED BECAUSE MY FAMILY KICKED ME OUT OF THE PACK QWQ ALSO I CUT MYSELF ALSO I LOVE COOKIES

Shade: "UwU give me cuddly wuddlies!"

ONLY IF YOU GIVE MEH YOHR PUPS! *nuzzles your face* IM SO NEEDY RN! OuO

LETS HAVE COOKIES FIRST COOKIES ARE GOOD FOR RAISING PUPS! :D MY HEAT IS TOO STRONG IT HURTS TOO MUCH QVQ

Shade: "UwU I AM A BASIC ASS WOLF DOG UwU!"

Moan~ Breed me UwO We shared cookiez and a nest, come in alpha, I’ll be your sunny little omega

*subby

Shade:"I'll give you stuffy wuffys so good!"

Author Chan’s note- WHEN I WAS WRITING THIS WATTPAD STORY I WAS TAKING A SHIT AND ONE OF THEM LOOKED LIKE A WOLF COCK! shade: wtf... AUTHOR CHAN: Okie okie, back to your 🍋 smut~ 😉 *raises tail up, revealing heat* Ur making me blush~

Shade: *harsh Russian accent intensifies* "that's good~"

Pazhalusta, atdai mne tfayee dyetki~ (Sorry, bilingual but idk how to use another keyboard)

it's fine but I am confused on what it says qwq))

Please give me your kids~ *why the f uck did I do that...? God forgive me*

lmfao)) "UwU okie Doki!" *Yiffs*

euGhAeee~ I-I’m so fwull thanks my heat is gwone now! *nuzzles tail*

*Blushes with a nose bleed* "UwU~"

*licks blood off of nose* 👅 There we go!

"UwU I like it when you lickys mr"

me*

What in the tardnation did I put

HDHFJDVSISGKSHDJD TARDNATION NOOOOOOOOOOOSHEGFIRFEH IM TURING I TO AN OKLAHOAM

*licks lipps* *inhails* LEMME SUK

Bourbon: "I may be based on bourbon whisky but that doesn't mean I'm actually an alcoholic drink"

"And then f*ck me nice and hard daddy~"

“Looks down” UWU OWO WHATS DIS? UR IN HEAT? Oh no me too!

*slips into the shadows disappearing*

I BROUGHT THE HEATED STEAK! 🤠 why, why’d you run away..? ;m;

*reappears in his trench coat and hat* "UwU I wear nothing underneath my trench coat"

😰

omge grrr giv meh back ma senpai!!!1!!!!!!!*insert that squiggly line people use*

omge owo cookies???/ owo *turns back to angle form* uwuwuwu xD

did i really just type that or did my nine year old self just rise from the grave

I think it was both I'm disappointed in you /j

10/10 cringe level

i am not done yet

be prepared.

Bestie,,,

uwu *eats cookies* owo xddddd guess i better see senpee TwT *sees senpeai is in heat* owo senpai ur tail is blushing! owo *touches it XD* omg o//////////o i think i'm in het too!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!

i genuinely feel so bad for people who are stalking my recent comments

omg me stalk you while i hid behind the buh uwu

Sorry to chain: Damn, either you see too much cringe rp, or you’re experienced as f uck

it's the latter 😭

*turns into a super alpha wolf, bunny, demon, angel, griffin, fox, bird* WOWE im the bwest

im cursed by what i just said

*senpai touches my tail and ears* o///////o b-b-baka!!!1 *blushes intensely* omg owo *transforms into devil form and gets in more heat* uwu xd

Shade: "UwU Fear me and my 7ft height as I am in heat!"

I can't I actually can't

im dying-)

Best chain by far- *yiffs you* UwU

****

Shade: *takes it like a ****** "NYA Don't stop daddy~"

*wakes up with senpai next to me still in heat* aaaa~ *blushes still* meh hav to go to school!!~ >w< *notices mah cookies are gone* omg who took mah cookies!!!!!!1 *sees senpai took them* GIV THEM BACC UMU *turns into deomon again*

*is in a trench coat and hat* "UwU I wear nothing underneath my trench coat!"

omg o/////o *flies using my deamon wings and goes to HEAT SCHOOL uwu*

*follows like a wolf after it's meal* "UwU you look like a snack"

o///////o uwu xd i h-have a s-s-senpai already *wolf ears and tail blushes a lot and i get in heat while i twitch* owo

i'm gonna record myself reading the entire thing brb

F uck yeah share it please

https://voca.ro/16DeGdplwLXA alright internet, you asked for this

((I tried to say how I think this would sound and now I'm laughing XD https://voca.ro/1bf8HmfjVF4I))

*when it turns out ur bluetooth headphones werent on and the entire time you listened to the recordings u thought they were til u realized u werent even wearing the headphones-*

that ALMOST happened to me ^

beautiful name

lol

I think theres something hunting me

please

im going to ignore it for now, but I get the feeling somethings staring from a dark corner O_O if anyone knows what this could be, please tell me and what I need to do to survive it

oh no you might have my demon he showed up once and never came back he might be haunting other people

yes.

UWU OWO LWETS HWAVE A THWEESOME UWU OWO

Uh- I'll him know to forgive you. *Is a Angel*

UWU OWKAY *turns into devwil*

WOWAH you guys are so cool uwu Im like a cat girl >w< *waves tail*

uwu U swexy *bwushes intwensly*

UWU woah!! rwelly lets be fwends! >w< mwa

owkay mwa mwa Lwets hwavw some cwookies!!!!!

Ywes! cwookies waaahhhh i dont know how to make em WAAAAHHHHH!!! T^T tweach me

owkay *thwows u in the ovwen* *turns into half dragon half demon half angle half cat* BAHAHA NOW U ARW MY CWOOKIES!!!!!!

WAAAAHHHHH GRRR MWE MAD!!! >n< *turns into a demon,cat,dog,fox,bird,dragon thing* IM GONNA KILL YOU!!!!! AND STAB YOU!!

I WILL DWO THAT FWIRST *BITES U*

*stabs you and kills you!!1111!* HAHAHAAHAHA MWE EVIL!!111

OW!!!!1!! WAAAAAHHHH THAT HURT!!!!1

NOOOOOOOO!!!!1!!1!1!1!1!1!1! SWOMEONE AVWENGE ME!1!!1!1!1!@!

HAHAHAHA *VORES YOUR DEAD BODY* NOW YOUR IN MY STUMMY!!!11

NOOOOOO!1!1!@!@!!#!$!4;26$)$&@8#%#85@#!@!@;6$+# *blweh*

HAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!111!1!

back to drawing imanangrycat

edgy gacha kid: i need to eat somehting........ something specific....

McDonalds

OWO

edgy gacha kid: happi meal.... so i can be happii,.... starts crying

IM THE PARENT AND I HATE YOU AND IM EVIL GRRRRRE >:(((

CRIES.....

IS THE 1 FT TALL GAY FEMBOY OWOCAT OWO

OMG....

LETS sGO TO MY ROOM... SMILES

I HATE YOU MY CHILD, UR UGLEE AND USELESS! *yeets u out of house with belt*

OWWWW

CRIES BU BRINGS MY HO CRUSH WITH ME

AKA HE HOT FEMBOY

UR NOT ALLOWED TO DATE, U CAN ONLY BE SAD AND ANLONE FOREVER, ILL ONLY LET YOU DATE A PRINCE! 😡

CUTEWY IN PAWCKET

SEDUCTIVELY SNIPES THE ABUSIVE STEP STEP MOM

DODGES BULLET! I HAV ULTERA INSTINCT I AM UNBEETABLE

The SEDUCTIVness that I am kills youwu

eats the bullet

OwO

turns into ssj3 bijuu kurama linked devil fox ultimate thingy

i must never return after that

UWU OWO TOUCHES TAIL SEDUCILY SHHHHh OWO UWU >.<

SEDUCTIVELY*

SEDUCTIVLY MEOWS AND LICKY YOUR FACE

MOANS HOTLY UWU OWOW

SEDUCTIVELY *

CUMS OUT OF MOUTH BECAUSE MY VOCAL CORSD ARE REPLACED WITH SPERM CELLS

FART OWO TEHE UWU CAT EARS TWITCH AND SEDUCTIVELY EAT A FRI

LOOKS AT UR BULDGE>... OWO WHATS THIS... TOCHES IT>.............

LICKYS MOUTH YYMMERS OWO UWU TASTE SO GOOOOD U SEGCY MOFO UWU

IM SORRY WHAT THIS IS AMAZING

MEOWS AND MOANS OWO

BAAHAHAHAHHA

VORES YOU THENS PITS YoU OUT

SEDUCTIVELY VORES YOU BACK THAN SEDUCTIVELY SPITS YOU OUT THEN SEDUCTIVELY LICKS CWOOKOES AND CHOWOCLET AND THEN LICKS FINGERS THEN SEDUCTIVELY LICKS FART AIR OWOWO

FARTS SO LOUD THE ALIENS ON SPACE HEARD IT

SEDUCTIVELY LICKS THEN HAS SHREXKS WIRH THE FART THEN WHIKS YOUWR BOWOGLY OWOGY

CUMS AND sUCKS ON UR COCK

MOWOANS FOAW YOUWU

epicly appears and eats everyone and invades a piece of concrete becus im a chad

UWU UWU UWU DONT TOUCH MY TAIL OR MAH COOKIES OR I'LL BE ANGWY! *angry uwu cat noises*

this is cursed, i regret living.

No Stan BP. Stan JINHIT.

No shut up stan bts

No shut up you pick me! Stan JINHIT /hj

I cancel you

I HAVE THE JIN HIT ARMY TO CANCEL U *uno reverse and block*

jack: sees.......... "omg..."

JACK~ IM FLYING

oh!! why are you uh, looking-g a-at me like that, j-jack? * looks at you with big eyes*

JACK NOW U CAN LOOK AT MY ASS MORE <3

jack: "i didny know u would bend over......." helps u pick up ur stufff.....

jck: want to go to the bathroom............................

o-oh! uhm sorry. i mean!! sorry for bothering you. for this u-uh. *takes my stuff from your hands and off the floor*

"ok..."

eep okay, ill be going back to class now >//<..... *turns around to walk back to class, unconcuesly swaying my hips*

Skirt:^uncontrollably swaying ^

My dad is s@tin and I'm a half-wolf half-demon girl. I want to marry my senpai but my dad won't let me because he's an angel and I'm a devel x3 UwU OwO

W a t

no let us be cringe

NO

Give me blood now owo

The 9yr of me has come back to life

Oh no-

Well we wanted cringe didnt we

NoooOo tHEy are My husbanndnooo uwuowow *tuRns in demon* UMU

TURNS INTO SANS UNDYNE ANIME GIRL SUPER KAWAII SAILOR MOON DEMON ANGEL MERMAID CRAB DRAGON ***** MAN 1000000000 POWER NO DODGE INSTANT KILLER: owo now I have the power of sexiness and sansnoj my side get nae naed

Oh yeah I forgot to mention my long lost husband slenderman is helping me now owo

NOO *TURNS INTO SEXY IMMOROL CAT GIRL INFINTE POWER CUTE QUUEEN LIZARD KING BOY KILLER AND CUTE RAWR*they are mine bish no touchi UmU uwuowowowow rarw

uwuwuuwoowow im most sexyist

No *turns into sexy stripper alien babe with HUGE ASS AND TITS AND JIPELS AND FINGERS AND DICK FOR SOME REASO ???!?!?!?! OMYGOD?!?!??!?!?! AND I ALSO HAS THONG ON AND SUPER HOT BABE CENSORSIHIOLS ON MY TITTIES WUWUWUWUWUU* no I m sexier

NOOO .screams uwuwowowo. daddy:o *vores u* uwuuwupwppwpowoowwo

But MY HUSBANDS WILL SAVE MEEEEEEEeeeee e e e e e *scream echoes as I fall into daddyos gullet, crying tears of torture and sadness that last for and hour and 9 minutes...... but nobody cane 😶😶😶😔😔😔😔😫😫😫😫😫😓😓😓😓😥😥😥😥😥😥😱😱😱😱😒😒😒😒🍌*

can I hop on this one?-))

(Please)

*spits u outuwuwuu* your my daddy now:oo aa mew uuwu

Cries because suddenly I get gangbasbmged by EVRRYEONE IN DA WORLD!!!!!! ONG SO MANY COCKS!!!!!!!

uwuwuuw :o omg wat *turns into sexyyyyyy cat furrywoowowoomgefoxwi*

kk)) Shade: *appears in furry form trench coat and hat on* "OvvO whats this?"

oowowow omgee new daddy *crawld on shade*

UvvU "I am not father yet~"

"I can make u one sexy uwu"

[Intro] Okay, I know this is a really bad idea but I'm already here so Here we ****in’ go Rawr [Verse 1] ​x3 nuzzles, pounces on you, uwu you so warm (Ooh) Couldn't help but notice your bulge from across the floor Nuzzles your necky wecky-tilde murr-tilde, hehe Unzips your baggy ass pants, oof baby you so musky Take me home, pet me, and make me yours and don't forget to stuff me See me wag my widdle baby tail all for your bulgy-wulgy Kissies and lickies your neck (Mmh) I hope daddy likies Nuzzles and wuzzles your chest (Yuh) I be (Yeah) gettin’ thirsty [Verse 2] Hey, I got a little itch, you think you can help me? Only seven inches long, uwu, please adopt me Paws on your bulge as I lick my lips (UwU, punish me please) 'Bout to hit 'em with this furry shit (He don't see it comin') Produced By SeriouzBeats Written By AttackOnTapTitan & Senzawa Release Date December 10, 2018 Loading video ​i turned a bad copypasta into a bad rap again i turned a bad copypasta into a bad rap

X333333 :o dadddy <33333 hehe *nuzzles pounces on youyou*:o u have a bulge mew mew nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbiesssyour bulgy wolgy omgge you so big meww woohoo hehehe *kisses u*uwuuw:o

*gets a wide smirk* ((I must bring the cringe in https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/834550630781026374/843713382267224095/Screenshot_2021-04-11_at_3.png))

uvuowowowuwuwuwtehe mewmewovvohe *kisssowo*

https://voca.ro/1bKvcLESc0KK have voice recording))

<-<)

y e s?))

lol xD))

*blushes*

UvU*gets in heat*

*pets her ears* >:3

;o omgeeee *blushes*

"fear the wolf ÙvvÚ"

:o senpaiiiiUvu *hides while blushes*

*T-poses*

your welcome sir >:3

epic

yes indeed

i didnt add but i wanna say hi

well hello there then

I was a girl in the village doing alright Then I became a princess overnight Now I gotta figure out how to do it right So much to learn and see Up in the castle with my new family In a school that's just for royalty A whole enchanted world is waiting for me I'm so excited to be (Sofia the First) I'm finding out what being royal's all about (Sofia the First) Making my way it's an adventure everyday (Sofia) It's gonna be my time (Sofia) To show them all that I'm Sofia the First!

I will make sure this happens sir

*wheezes at the sofia the first lyrics*

Im also an angek demon arch-angel falled angel mega demon pikachu anime weeeb shrek simp stupid rat sewer rat Callmehbob UwU cat lololol dog doge peakock Unicorn Manticore Sonic the hedgehog (+200000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 other RARE ANIMALS) IM THE MOST LEGENDARY AND I CAN KILL SOMEBODY JUST BY TOUCHING THEM AND EVERYBODy LOVES ME

Uwu Master cyan did u forGot th4t f0ur 1s Not Allowd to F-ck Srtangerz??!?!?zzxxxx uwuwwuwuw notices ur bulge

but wait a gacha uwu cat gets insulted and Y O U K N O W W H A T H A P P E N S the gacha uwu cat : * CUT.EXE * SFGHGYFTSGHNFWGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA * turns into a ****ing black angel and goes to the heavens * me after seeing that : * DIES FROM LAUGHTER *

glitterspark [my undertale oc] nuthing persunal kid, but your going to die *makes big lazer beem and kils u*

* grabs an axe * hi =)

uwuuwwuwu hot bad boy (really cute) bodyguard/ bully only loves meee!!!!!! UWUWWUWUWU im a cute shortie!!!!! im so aesthetic uwwuwuwuwu cookies and cupcakes!!!!!! i love wearing skirts with leggings and pink tops! uwuwuwuwuwuwuuwuwuwuwuwuw👁👅👁

i have to fake my depression SOOOO much i take 13 pills every day. i feel like im about to kill myself. UWUWUW fake smiles* i am happy even when im SOOOOO sad. cuts arms to much*

my bodyguard/ bully hot boyfriend Alpha bullies me, but loves me!! i am so depressed so follow me and i wont kill myself UWUWWUWUWU what you wont follow me???!! *turns into demon wolf princess with big demon wings demon tail and black halo shoots fire from hands* YOU WILL DIE I AM DEPRESSED because my cat does not lovem me and i am INSECURE i dont love myself i hate my ugly rainbow hair!! i hate my golden/ pink and blue eyes!! i am SOOOOO INSECURE!!!

i am done with life * flies up to the highest building in the world and jumps off following in slow motion sadly* falls to the ground. before i die i eat a cookie and a cupcake cause im a cute shortie!! UWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWWUWUWU and i love pink!!!!! UWUWUWWUWWUWUWUWUWUW

turns back alive* IM ALIVE??!! welp i guess i can go back to class runs cutley* (this is every friggin anime girl!!!!!) UWUWUWUWWUWUWU i am so CUTE wuwuwuwuwuwuwwuwuw HOT BAD BOY ALPHA BODYGUARD/BULLY DEMON ANGEL BOY- your so short!! >:) CUTE UWU GIRL ANGEL DEMON HYBRID BIRD DRAGON SHORT CUTIE GIRL UWU- STOP IT BWAD BOY IM NOT SHWORT NO IM NOWT STWOP UWUWWWUW OWO says cutey in 5 year old voice* UWWUWUWWU HOT BAD BOY ALPHA BODYGUARD MAKES FUN OF ME FOR BEING Short! uwwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwwu cookies and icecream and cupcakes!! uwuwuwuwuuuwuwuuw

im going back to DEPRESSION BC NO ONE WILL FOLLOW ME ON YOUTUBE!!! IM ABOUT TO KILL MYSELF WITH A KNIFE UWWUWUU Kills herfelf cutely* uwwwwuwuw HOt bad boy bodyguard!- youtube made my GF deppressed! turns into demon hot bad boy with demon tail and wolf and wings. i will tp to you and kill you!!!!

hI iM ALY And Im DesspspSPspPeD AGWGUATYH I WIll dIIIIIIIIIIII UWuwUWUWUWUUWUWUWUWUWUWUWuWUW nO won LISTNS t2 me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111 /j

Omg hot tabi x agoti mukbang amogus sus imposter meltdown ejected hard babynmode nonsense mukbang nonsencial

amONG US DIeD UWuWuUWUWUWU OWOW UwU AnD iM tAkeN BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY A TV SSSSSSSSSSHoWWWWW UWUWUUUWUWUWU /j

im done adios

HOT AMAMMAAKOSKDKSJSJJDMDMMDMD

my Exxx JANINIJTNTOTOR wont dTae me IM DEPRESED uwuwuwuwu

My EX janitor sont date me uwuwuwuw im dapressed ommgg im goign to kell myself uwuwuwuwu

OH no your DEpressEd!!????

i am SOooooo depressed my parents dont love me!!! they AbuSE Me ALLLll the TimmmeeEE they want be to be PerFect BUt iM NottTTT!! im so depressed!!! also i cant not die i have 1000000 helth!! wuwuwuwuwuwuwuuuwwuwuuwuwu im SOOooo CUUTTttte im a SMALLll little Bean UWUWUW ( Fvck that was CRINGGEEEEEEEEEE) im cute Smol BEAN!!!!!! im not short im tall! uwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu

senpia loves MEEEEeeee not any of you girls!! wuwuwuwuwuw i broke up and HOT BAD BOY BODYGUARD DEMON ALPHA im actually dating SAAAaaAANNSS now and he is SOOooo HOT he is the hottest Skeleton in the underworld!!! uwwuuwuwuuwuuwuw im a shortie CUTE SMOLllLL BEEEeean!! i have anger issues i get mad reaLLLY easy bc of my paresnts abusing me!! uwuwuuwuwuw

i will sing a song uwuwuwu sings cutley* you are my snepai my only senpai you make me happy when skies are gray! you need to know how much i love you so girls DONt you DARE take my senpai away... or i will kill you with my magic demon angel powers!!! sans and I will give you a bad TIMMMmmEEEEE uuwuwwuwuwu im a short cutie BEaannn

ther's someone i know (not giving names ->- ) and they act like they are a cute shortie who is depressed and cuts themselve ALL the friggin time!! im not joking dude my mind: dude i dont believe a Word you just said all you are is CRINGEEE Damn they be cringy AFFFf

i cant handel them anymore!!!!!! like keep your "problems" away from me i cant handle you saying crap about yourself IDGAF about your "depression" and i hate it when you act like a smol little Bean who does that -_-

handle*