he hired someone to shoot him definitely -_- bro aint slick I say this cuz there was like 3 shots fired and they all missed except for that little graze on his ear... and who the hell misses 3 shots...ur either an amateur or a professional...I feel like it was a professional trying to look like an amateur does this make sense also feels staged cuz hes definitely getting pity points over this o_O I feel like L from death note

if it was planned then trump is evil cuz 2 people in the stands got hit and they might die

nvm I don't think it was planned...

IMM TELLING U ITS CUZ HE HIRED A PROFESSIONAL TO STAGE AN ATTEMPTED ASSASSINATION

what happened to ur typing quirk

alot...HI DAWMFREAK

....guess I'll jsut die then...jeez

HLP NO ITS OKAY WHAT SHOULD I CALL U SO I KNOW IN THE FUTURE

yes I'm Maya ^w^ sup Mike I REMEMEBR U FROM LIKE A YEAR AGOOO on the d*wmfreak acc that's why I brouht it up...WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT ACC BTW??

OHHH that makes sense :( rip dawmfr*ak my baby...GLAD TO SEE UR BACK AND OKAY THO!!

WHAT

yes trump got shot

IM NOT KIDDING WTF

/SRS IT REALLY HAPPENED :)

https://paste.pics/f6b61afb5f8ddc30e92661b388fc2c4e

I know right XD god bless americ

OMFG YOURE KIDDING

don't tell me he was looking at Jeff the killer butt on R34 again..

WGAT TH EUFKC

WHY CANT HE JUST BE NORMAL AND CHILL EURH

ask if he has a r34 account and tell him to look up kai-furry for more quality art ;)

OTS LIRERALLY HIS FAULT FOR BEING A DEGENRATE

Jeff the killer crushing u to death with his gyatt at 90

corpse is such a s l u t

CYRING LEVE ME ALONE

r u high again GO TO THE BAHTROOM UR SHITTING URSELF

yes I do what Abt it...

PUT ON DEODERANT WAT THE ****

only an hour that's not that bad...

drink more water to loosen your

OH EJLP yummy what's for lunch

LMFDS)POAIJOKFJH BIUDJOSNJ

SREMAING LMFOAOOOOO BLOOD

HATS SO FUNNY BYEEEE HOW DOES THAT EVEN AHPPEN

should've drank water tsk..

.........

wait is bidet water warm or cold

OH OKAY IF ITS WARM THEN I GUESS BIDETS R OKAY....I saw something once where someone said that their bidet water was scalding hot and then another thing where their bidet water felt like ice water so I was scared

wait u don't do the hose method/?

wow wait maybe I should get a bidet...

HEIJOWKIUBFHIDJO WHAT THE UFKC I LJUST REALZIEED

no this is more important than that...

TOILET SEAT WARMER SEEMS AWESOME ESP FOR WINTER

trump is definitely the kinda guy to own a bidet so this has to do with the post

HOW DOES TTRUMP GET ONE AND I DONT -_- the world is messed up in its priorities

SINCE WHEN DO U HAVE ALL THIS STUFF ANYWAY

I feel like I'm a less advacned species than ur mom

EXACLTY president Maya would've nbeen way better wtf