DIPPER NO
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Honey-Mapl3 
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17.08.2018
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XxcheesecakexX
17.08.2018 08:49
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Mabel: goes to dipper*
DIIIIIIIIIiiiiiIIIIIIIPPPPpppppEEEEEEeeeeeeRRRRRRrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bill: *SHEEEEEEEIIIIIT* *look up billdip leaves tab open and ROONS*
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((samo *is amazing bill*))
bill: *GUILTY* *boops dipdop and R00NS*
Mabel: I need help "my" speakers aren't working and I wanna do another of
MAY MAY AND DA HOGGGG!!!!
Dipper: AND WHAT IS THIS? *points at le computer thing with billdip on it*
bill: *MEGA DAB* *uses eye to KiSs (ew eye kisses) on zeet cheek* *R00NS*
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Dipper: GREAT UNCLE FOOOOOOORD
WHERE’S THAT WEAPON THAT CAN DEFEAT BILLLLL
((same XD))
bill: *show all the most HORRIBLE billdip in world* HEHEHE
((YES))
bill: *gives dippers favourite flowers* *does a face so adorable he can't deny it~*
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Dipper: I AM GOING TO DIE
eh no never mind
(if billdip is here then dipcifica can be here too right)
bill: *eye kisses dipdop on cheek (actually, eye kiss really c00t :>)*
((ships mabcifica lol))
bill: *hug le dipdop* ill not destroy the world if you LoVe mE~
bill: *MAKES THE MOST TERRIFYING FACE EVERY* LOVVVEEEEE MREEEEEEEEEE
*drags out widow still holding*
Dipper: but you’re not human and yoU’RE A BILLION YEARS OLDER THAN MEEEEEEEE
Stan: ey the kids right
(is this when Dipper and Mabel are 12 or 13?)
Dipper: single is WAY better than a relationship.
Pacifica: pFFFFT hAh yeAAh hhhh *i****inghatewhatyoujustsaiddipper*
((lololol))
bill: *hears* *gets up sadlyy and retreats to underworld thingy*
Dipper: and that’s why I don’t want to be with you *walks outside*
bill: you do??? *adorable face* pinetree wants to kill me though.. *sadness*
bill: t-thank y-yer?? (never has said thank you in life) . dipdop never love me T^
Pacifica: why is the pines family always so weird...
I LIKE IT >:3
bill: *scared* please don't hurt me! ill leave earth and NEVER come back!
Mabel: runs to Dipper*
DIIIIIIIIIiiiiiIIIIIIIPPPPpppppEEEEEEeeeeeeRRRRRRrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bill: *explains*
I AM THE GLORIOUS DORITO FROM THE FUTURE, TAKEN REVENGE FROM MY ILLUMINATI DAD WHO GAVE ME MY HIDEOUS LOOKS AND I AM LONELY, THE ONLY WAY TO GET MY TRUE FORM BACK IS WITH TRUE LOVE FROM BOTH ENDS
there
bill: *the cutest, saddest face ever* i know.. *sadly floats out into the forest*
top 10 anime sad moments
Soos: oh nah dude I thought you meant if I had a ship I can borrow I soo ship it dude
(( giant glow from forest))
((turns into true form for a few seconds))
((is the hottest HUMAN in the universe))
bill: i remember when i was human... (intense overuse of power groan in pain) AAAAG... *turns into triangle again*
bill: UGH he would understand if i could just tell him i AM human! I'm just being punished because of a dumb old STORY!
((who wants the story?))
((ok))
human bill: *at school* ((in rp form lol)) *sees a kid at the other end of class crying because he got no valentine cards*
poor kid... (to nervous to give him my card) *blush* (bell goes and round behind a tree and watches him nervously, holding the card.* I wish he could just.. UGH im not good enough... *cries and runs out of school, into forest* I HATE LOVE! ILL NEVER EVER TRUST IT!
???: but you will if i show you~
bill: uh????
???: i can show you a different path~
bill: NO! *kills self*
??: *turns the boy into triangle freak* TADA
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Dipper:mmmmmm still don’t feel anything for a triangle who tried to kill me :T
bill: do you see now? *tear runs down triangular face* he wouldn't understand.
((btw the story is based off the valentines card thing it shows in one of the last episodes))
bill: *lies dead on the ground, with a hole going through him, it's smoking*
a good rp is an intense rp
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