(Goes home) What the hell? (Brain: What?) The stove isn't even on (Brain: ...oh nvm, I remembered that happened last year) Omg (Brain: But hey, you got a date tonight) Yeah, I can't believe I'm about to go out with a very beautiful girl tonight.
What?
Where am I?
Doctor who: Calm down young man
Wait, aren't you
Doctor Who: Yes, I'm a timelord, You were in an accident and I saw that you needed medical attention
I got to go
Doctor Who: I'm sorry but I can't have you leave right now, you are in a very bad condition.
I'm sorry
Doctor Who: What for?
(Punches him and exits the Tardis)