In an airplane, I was flying Just a flight attendant guy I can be clumsy, and I stumbled Out the door into the sky Now I am falling through the air Wind and regret flow through my hair All I can do right now is stare down at the ocean Suddenly, there’s a ring in my cell phone. I pick it up It's the Angel of Death, and he says 'Wazzup?' I say, 'What is it this time?' And he's like, 'Well, hello, goodbye, I'll see you in hell.' He can be like that sometimes, he's such a nut So I snicker and say, 'I'd love to, but Gravity's calling, I've got some falling to do.' I'm in a state of shock, but it's something new I guess it all depends on your point of view. It's true This is boring. Yes I'm falling But it's taking quite a while My destination is impending Might as well go out in style I put my arms out to the skies Whistle a tune and close my eyes Trying to briefly realize perpetual motion Suddenly, giant tentacles rise from the open sea And with total precision they lasso me