WHAT!?!

P 3 P Soooo~ they got a child!

.......WHERE IS HE!?!

Yeah (Yee just like my little animation!)

WHERE. IS. THAT. MAN!?

*deeply inhales* where... is... green...

Where is Fl?

Go get them for me

Angel have a fire extinguisher on standby and 911 on speed dial

Ummm ok

Okay 1st when!?! 2nd you got 5 minutes to explain everything or you're grounded

Dra-ma. Yeah I think I'll get Angel too hold up pap!*gets angel* yeah ummm listen Angel. Angel:Oh no.

......and you didn't tell me because.....?

Angel:...

Angel:I don't know.

Explain who the father is....

And i might refrain grounding you for 4 years

Angel:I understand.But won't we already have given birth to the child?

Fl??

Angel:And it's Geo.

....... *grabs a gun* I'M STARTING WITH JARED!!

*goes to the phone and calls jared* Hey Jared can I speak with you in person?

Meet me here in 10 minutes. *hangs up* ......*cocks gun* this ***** be dead on the doorstep

Me:no your taking this too far!!

you're right... *puts the rifle away and gets a pistol*

*yeets Jared into this*

Oh heeeeeeeeeeeeey Jared!

Me:ok too too far! You should have a tank but that's not the point!

Jared: Uh...hello?

children cover your ears. So i heard you ****ed my kid!

Jared: Uh-

Me:oops!Sorry!😅

THAT'S NOT HOW BABY MAKING WORKS GREEN!!

Angel:Welp I'm plan their funeral. ._."

Jared: Uh-

Jared listen. I will refrain from killing you if you can pass this quiz... (this is about to be a weird ass quiz btw bc your dad is stupid af XD)

Jared: oh no

(XD) Angel:*gulps*

Angel:pass the quiz

Jared: Uh..

what is your name?

Jared: My name is Jared Brown.

Angel:-mind- Charlie Brown (reality)

(Boi lmao)

What is your quest? (as in what is the reason you have to pass this quiz)

Jared: My quest is to pass this quiz so you don't blow my brains out

What is the flight speed of a swallow? (the bird not whatever else you could think)

Jared: About 4 miles per hour at normal speed

Angel:-mind- I know that answer already

you have failed the quiz

Jared: And why? *Grabs a shotgun*

Because it's not 4 miles per hour! IT'S AFRICAN OR EUROPEAN! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE *****!!

Angel:It was 31-40 miles per hour!

Jared: And you say that 2/3 is a fail?

No angel! it's african or european! and I asked that same question to my college professor Jared. This is why I'm a youtuber and i'm making lots of money

Jared: So let me get this straight. You first want to kill me because your daughter is pregnant, then you give me a quiz. I get 2/3 and you say that I failed. Hm. Sounds like you need to get your head out of your ass and learn something for once.

Angel:*gasps*

Jared: Dont worry I know how to protect myself from people who've escaped the insane asylum

1st watch it i'm older than you and i'm your father in law so at least sorta respect me 2nd i never said i was gonna kill you! I just bring a gun so you don't try shit. 3rd I am a lot more wiser than you *****! *sasses him* (I may be a father but I'm still female XD)

(XD)

(Boiiiiiii Jared is piiiiiiiiiiiissed)

Angel:God

Jared: Okay, so, how do you know that you're wiser huh? Just because you're older? That's some weak evidence to prove your claim sir.

You want to call a police officer weak? Go right ahead. Lets see you say it behind bars. I can arrest you for being rude to authority

Jared: And you specifically said that you were going to refrain yourself from killing me if I passed a stupid ass quiz.

There's this amazing thing called a Hyperbole

Angel:*opens the door*

(i'm really feeling sass rn bc i'm watching shane dawson diy fails XD)

(sassy***)

Jared: *He stops himself for a second then looks calmer after that*

lets list all that has already happened. 1. I'm trying to protect my child 2. i give you a stupid quiz 3. you call me insane 4. you completely disrespect an officer 5. and you get pissed because i didn't pass you on that stupid quiz jared.... leave this house. you can come back when your not only ready to respect me as your authority but also a person and your father-in-law

Jared: The hell makes you think I care if you're my father-in-law???

Alright! Leave my home now! You are too disrespectful! Leave now! you are unwelcome here!

Jared: Alrighty! *pof he goes to his house*

Green... He is never coming back here... EVER! I don't care if it's your birthday or if it's christmas!! NEVER! And you and Fl are grounded for 3 weeks give me your phones. you'll get them if you need them or if you can earn it back early

yes really. Babies don't come for 8 weeks so be glad i'm not grounding you for that long. TV privileges are revoked. bring down all electronics you have

Good joke. Hand em over *holds out hand*

your sisters can be your friends. You may hate me right now but you'll realize why I'm doing this when you're kids come