I just wanted to thank the WORST thing we all could have asked for, procrastination. Without you, the world could've been a better place and do their work. But no, you had to come out of the dictionary's womb and ruin everything. You just had a horrible life and got scolded by the other words because they thought your idea was stupid. Yet they only increased it. You now take your anger out on the world by making us children be lazy potatoes and get bad grades. Thanks, man, you're awesome.