Some Jokes I have: A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke. Thank goodness it was a soft drink. I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey… … but then I turned myself around. I got fired from my job at the bank today. An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

this is soooo funny :^

a giraffe walks into a bar, the bartender says "whos the long neck?" the giraffe sues the bar for assumption