-Zora was wandering the streets-

*cowbell was awoken by the slam* who. is. banging. on. the. dumpster. with. the. body. in. it.

-She was spooked by the sudden noise-

*cowbell opened his apartment door* hey, you're too loud!

dEaL wItH iT kId

oh look at me im so cool im awaking people at night teehee im a pretty princess look at me im blonde hehe

-Zora peeked down the alleyway that Alec was in- ¨H-hello?¨

-bAcKS AwAy SlOWLY-

*cowbell picked up his double barrel shotgun* GET THE **** OUT OF MY ALLEY YOU LITTLE SHITS

¨Uh oh¨

*cowbell was scared* shit this is just a nerf gun

-She was unarmed except for a little bottle of pepper spray-

*cowbell put matches in the nerf gun* this'll have to do....

¨I-I would prefer to nottt get shot?¨

*cowbell did not think about lighting the matches, but he shot anyways, basically throwing twigs at Alec*

-Anger noises- ¨And why would I trust you?¨

i h-haven't shot you either

¨Hmm. True¨ -she shrugged-

w-which one of us are you talking to?..

(wait who is he talking to?)

¨And what if I say no?¨

holy c-crap that sounds sexual

-she glared at cowbell- ¨I´m going to say this as nice as possible, Please shut the **** up¨

):

:>

¨Ah well, My name is Zora¨

¨So.. What's with the gun?¨

*cowbell is literally just watching the conversation*

¨wait... B-boss?¨

-Instant regret- ¨...¨

I doubt that...

A mob boss doesnt tell a potential police officer they are a mob boss

¨Oh dear...¨

(Which mafia is he)

(ok boomer) ring ring, i have your number

-she looked concerned-

Hey buddy chum pal friend pally bud buddy chum, i just wanted to say the police are on the way :D

¨Hey, whos your face¨ -she looked at cowbell- ¨I would run before he shoots you¨

Oh my god you sound like a girl how the hell are you a mob boss

hey look its the cops! *points to road*

¨Um um hey Alec you really need to run right now¨

HAHA NO IT ISNT YOU IDIOT, YOU DUNCE,YOU ABSOLUTE MORON. *he ran behind Alec and put him in a chokehold*

Haha, ive been hit in the gut before. You cant do shit.

-Anxiety noises-

Wow, what a wimpy pimpy. *he dragged alec to the street* i missed your name, what was it?

(AAAAA wtf do i doOOOO)

You aren't strong without your friends.

¨H-Hey Alec! Don´t you have a flIPPING gun?¨

OoOOOO im sOOOOOo scared of A GUUUNnnn fRom edGy PUUUrrRPPLE fuRryyry man

¨you´re a furry tho¨

ooooOOoOOH BoyYYYY hE mIGHTTHt sHOOOoOOooOooOt me

haha you're passing out!.... im passing out too......

-She ran over to them- ¨oh god oh god¨

hahaha blood..*cowbell passed out*

¨Now I'm going to be charged with TWO murders?¨

*cowbell woke up quickly and wrote on a peice of paper that nobody gets his organs, then passed out again*

¨Please wake up. Please wake up.¨ -she was panicking-

¨Ohthankgod I-I thought you were gonna die¨

-She was trying to calm herself down- ¨Ya almost gave me a panic attack¨

¨No- I just really don't want to be charged with murder¨

-Zora looked down at Cowbell- ¨what do we do with him?¨

¨sounds good!¨

this is the beginning of a porno isnt it

(whEEZE) ¨Is it bad that this is StIll so stressful? How do you do stuff like this every day¨

i dont consent

¨oh gee¨

the bullet wound is not for ****ing thats what the ass is for

plEase NOooo

*cowbell woke up, but kinda delirious* whhh....whaaa...

whyyy is every..... all red?..

if youu like me, marrrryyy me

haaahaaa

Buhhh... im allways li..like this

what

jossy are you my father now

mom?

but mom?

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